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Li Yuanyuan: I'm not afraid to be such a strong girl.

I like this sentence by Li Yuanyuan:

? To be one of those energetic girls,

? Not elegant or gentle,

? Not beautiful, not too cold,

? Squatting on the ground, fighting spirit,

? Like weeds, like strong winds,

? Wildfire can't burn it out, but the spring breeze can revive it.

Don't dwell on distant ideals, and don't fall into humble reality.

? Everything I wanted to do, I did by hook or by crook. Therefore, I can honestly say that I really live in a dream.

? You have to believe that fate has given you a lower starting point than others, and I hope you can use your life to fight a story of Jedi counterattack. You will never know how powerful you are unless you force yourself to fight against fate and argue with this cruel world.

? I have a very interesting male classmate named Octopus. The dense fine print in his notebook is full of jokes he heard from others, as well as small jokes extracted from post bars, stalks in variety talk shows, interesting advertisements and more conversations in life. He also analyzed routines and summed up some interesting experiences. The handwriting from page to page is very clear. He will also review regularly, and then try to use these materials to spit in front of girls, and gradually practice makes perfect.

? It turns out that fun is not a natural charm. You can practice the day after tomorrow. If you follow the routine training, you can at least "show off" the fun. The humorous tone I heard, the lovely words I used at my fingertips, the funny expressions I saw and the confidence behind them were just boring exercises.

? Octopus is very good at humor. After years of immersion and repeated experiments in Baidu jokes, he slowly found the kind of jokes that he was most suitable for. His funny diary is no longer updated, but he is still an interesting person. When he is with friends, he can always spit out and answer appropriately. His voice is not the loudest, and he doesn't take the initiative to say anything, but every sentence is memorable.

? Later, I also began to use my mobile phone to record and learn some interesting chat modes, and I also took the initiative to experiment. I regard every dinner as a mouse, and every crowded occasion as a stage rehearsal. When I really can't get in touch, I listen to others' chats carefully, pretend to take out my mobile phone at will and record all interesting things. After I went back, I sorted it out on the computer and named it "chat record".

? I usually don't pay attention to celebrity gossip at all, and another girl probably does, but unlike my quietness, she has been very cooperative and asked: Really? What else is there? After asking questions, there will be a gag. With such an excellent gossip listener, a table is getting more and more excited. After dinner, everyone was very happy.

? When you don't have to be the protagonist, you should be an important accompaniment, if you don't want to be a wallflower teenager.

? Moreover, the longer time goes by, the more I find that the benefits of this practice are not just a few jokes. People can really become "interesting" because "interesting" develops "humorous thinking". No matter how unlucky things are, they can find interesting places, and even plain things can be ridiculous. In the long run, you will attract some people with positive attitude and interesting words to make friends and even inspire you.

? The quality of "fun" is often unfathomable, as if it is not fun without reading thousands of 800 books, experiencing romantic hiking stories, and having a smart brain and keen perception.

? In fact, it is nothing more than a state of mind. It's interesting to have a proper limit in dealing with people, to be kind and not annoying, to be happy when you see anything, to be interesting when you do anything, and to infect people around you.

? And this fun can be practiced.

? Everyone can, whether you are introverted or extroverted, beautiful or ugly, tall or low.

? I didn't have any experience in the speech contest, and I don't think I have any special skills in language expression, but I took part in the contest anyway. Why? My logic of judging whether to do something is simple and rude. I think the worst result of doing this is being eliminated in the first round. At that time, some people might say that a high flyers from Peking University Law School was so bad and humiliating, but I was not afraid of it at all.

? For a self-respecting person, face is for himself, inexhaustible.

? Even if you are eliminated, you just go back to your old life, and nothing has changed, let alone your life experience. Whether it is the excitement of success or the lessons of failure, whether it is the friends you know or the enemies you meet, these are intangible gains. This is a sure-fire business. Why not go? I can accept the worst result, and I can bear the price. Why not go?

? You see, people often say that we should persist and be serious. It doesn't mean that you should persist in doing wrong things and useless things, persist and be serious. Without "method" and "thinking", we will immerse ourselves in our own world and become a diligent loser who touches ourselves.

? I think, if I see a player's recruitment notice and don't sign up voluntarily, or give up automatically without receiving a reply, or just wait passively all the time, nothing good will happen in the future.

? I'm not that good, I'm just positive enough.

? Fate hasn't arrived yet, go after it yourself.

? The opportunity hasn't come yet, jump up and grab it.

? Don't say let nature take its course, and force all the good things that don't deserve now.

? I never thought I deserved anything. I hope everyone is as pessimistic as I am and don't believe in any good luck. Instead, there is a small radar hanging overhead, and "DuDu DuDu" is looking for opportunities to move forward.

? Nothing in life is inevitable or necessary. Whether you want love or the future, don't wait. Find it, chase it, and stick to the castle peak.

? For me, being content with "ordinary" means that I no longer have any imagination about myself, just "enough", "admitted" and "don't want it", just like everyone else.

? After entering the university, I stayed up late to play games and studied with my good friends to buy clothes for free. Is this ordinary unhappiness?

? Happy.

? It's just that do you still have an imagination of yourself?

? After work, I worked overtime until late at night. I turned on my mobile phone and called a car home with a tired face. Is this ordinary unfulfilled?

? Enrich.

? It's just that do you still have an imagination of yourself?

? After marriage, is it common and unhappy for a family to cook dinner around the stove?

? Happiness.

? It's just that do you still have an imagination of yourself?

? If we lie in this world and embrace stability, we are like dust attached to the land, find the most suitable and inconspicuous position, stay comfortably, consume our time to enjoy, and the years pass like water. However, in this life, I want to be not only comfortable, but also awesome. I want to realize all my imagination.

? This is a very competitive lifestyle: always trying to surpass the self shaped by the current environment, always avoiding becoming like most people in this circle, constantly exploring and discovering new possibilities in themselves, constantly creating better things, constantly transforming and always being new.

? Always ask yourself, what else can you do?

? This is a more powerful lifestyle.

? If someone denies me, they will only deny me now. I'm getting better and better. They don't know what I will become in the end.

? This sentence has been with me for many years, and I don't know when it came up. Thinking about such things often is a magic weapon for me to keep my confidence at all times.

? For example, "I am fat now, but I will be thin in the future." It's ugly now, but it will be beautiful in the future. There is no money now, but there will be some later. I have no ability now, and I will become stronger in the future. "

? If you meet the perfect one and feel ashamed. I just want to say, hey, friend, don't feel inferior and don't give up in a hurry. When I met him, the only person who didn't deserve him was my poor self now. It doesn't mean that I will never deserve him. If he stays where he is, we will make progress. If he is making progress, we will speed up. There will really be a day to go hand in hand.

? I'm almost like him. We both got off to a bad start. I have never participated in any variety show, and I seldom watch it. For twenty years, I have lost even quarreling with boys. Why do I suddenly spit lotus? Is it normal to be tongue-tied and tongue-tied? You don't scold a loser at a baby because he hasn't started learning yet. Why use your present self to directly deny your future self? But thinking that you can't do it doesn't mean that you should be afraid to try or give up casually.

? "Man" is also a verb, not just a noun.

? What you can't do in the past doesn't mean you can't do it in the future.

? As long as you are not dead, you have the opportunity to increase your ability.

? You can deny yourself at the moment, but there is no denying that everyone has the possibility of becoming stronger.

? Finding what you want to do is similar to finding someone you like. When a person knows too little about the world, he only knows his major, his classmates and his mood, so it is difficult to meet things that interest him.

? When you don't know what to do, you should spend time and money on reading, watching movies, traveling and talking with people. Try to go to a strange environment and meet people different from yourself, not to cultivate sentiment and increase charm, nor to brag to others, but to find more lifestyles and more future paths. Only when your world is big enough will you have enough choices to find the one that suits you best.

? The search process is not a waste of time, so don't make a decision in a hurry.

? When you feel that you have no motivation, read some inspirational books, listen to some inspirational speeches, think about your dreams repeatedly, and chat with people who can encourage you for a while to get yourself excited. Pay attention, don't indulge in this excitement, but act immediately, stick to it as long as possible, and try to form a habit, get used to getting up early, get used to concentration, and get used to being more diligent than others.

? Don't lose heart if the motivation decreases. Repeat the above process to see if it lasts longer this time. The more you feel that you are an hardworking person, the easier it is to work hard. The more affirmations you get, the more motivated you feel to stick to it.

? If you feel that you are working hard today, reward yourself and affirm yourself. It is best to let others see your efforts and get the affirmation of your parents and friends.

? Don't set too high a goal or too strict a requirement for a day, otherwise you will be depressed only if you can't reach it, and it will be easy to get depressed after a long period of depression.

? Another trick is very important: you must make yourself successful at least once.

? People who have experienced success have personally experienced the joy of harvest and enjoyed everyone's praise, so his desire for success is very concrete and vivid, and he is more motivated to act.

? I have always lacked methods and affirmations, but I never feel that I lack motivation.

? Because there are many reasons to work hard, but I can't find any reason not to work hard.

? Suddenly feel that you will become a lawyer after studying law?

? Is there any other possibility in my life?

? I'm coming.

? I'll do it myself. I can bear it myself. Every time I write a manuscript, I have to stay up until one or two at night, tossing and turning seven or eight times on the train from Anhui to Beijing and Beijing to Anhui. Every time I stand on the stage and wait for the vote, I am so nervous that I have to clench my fist. I will always remember these moments, and my work can enrich my life. When a person is old, what people can remember is never those moments of stability and correctness, but those moments of gnashing one's teeth.

? On this stage, someone can do better than me. This man is Lin Yijie, the light of Taiwan. His parents hope that he can go to college and become a doctor and teacher in the future. But he chose sports and running, which is a life path with extremely low success rate and great risks.

? His feet have run across the North Pole, the South Pole and even the Sahara Desert, the largest tropical desert in the world. I once listened to the story of him facing the polar bear on the stage, and I felt in my heart that this was a where will you go. This death doesn't mean that I failed in wrestling in my life, but that I really died, but at the same time, I also think this dead life is simply wonderful.

? If he is admitted to the university according to his parents' wishes, if he is admitted, he will certainly succeed in the future. But in his dead life, what he saw was not success, but a miracle of life. It is a miracle that a person tries his best to escape from the air when there is no way out.

? Maybe it's because we are young, because we are young, and because we still have courage, so we can listen to our inner voice and do something that doesn't look right.

? When we are young, we don't know what we want. You know what we want?

? I don't even know what I should do in the future. All I know is what I don't want. I don't want a regular and dull life. I don't want to see the end of my life at a glance one day. Whether you do it or not, you will die. It is better to die than to live in a lattice and wait for death.

? You may say that life is dull, which is true. What are you doing? This sentence is not bad, but it is a pity that it was said by a young man in his twenties and thirties. The world is so big and wonderful, but you are willing to stay in a small grid.

? I have always felt that a person who hasn't tasted all the wine can't appreciate the taste of clear water. A person who has never seen mountains, rivers and storms will probably only feel that his daily life is mediocre and boring, and he will not feel that the years are quiet.

? Dear friends, in fact, it is not just young people. No matter how old a person is, don't wait for death in the rest of your life. The older he is, the more time he should spend.

? Those who always live correctly and safely, they like to laugh at you for not dying, but in fact, a person who has never lived a truly rich life.

? Because if you don't die, you won't die. There is no life.

? I am not afraid to be such a strong girl;

? Dare to fight and give up, bear hardships and stand hard work, ignore eyes and ridicule, and are not afraid of being enemies. When I am sad, I will go home and cry. I am still an invulnerable and invincible "strong woman".

? Forgive us for not being coquettish girls, but becoming stronger and stronger girls.

? I ask myself, if I can live my college life again, what do I want to do?

? The first is reading.

? Find a book that can make you think for a while after reading it. No matter what category it is, you should read it in chunks, just like a machine harvesting wheat fields, to harvest the thinking achievements of those smart people.

? Personally, I think reading can make people smart.

? Reading makes your mind have more information, some knowledge, some feelings and thoughts of others, which are stored in your mind in the form of dots, forming a connection extending in all directions.

? Others regard A as A, but you will think of BCDFG, and you will consider things more deeply and comprehensively. When others see that what is right is right, you will doubt it, because you have read more information to prove that it is wrong, so you have the ability to judge.

? Compared with before and after graduation, the university is the golden age of studying, with plenty of time, a library with countless books and a learning atmosphere and environment. It's best to develop good reading habits during this period, such as taking notes, taking notes while reading, and finding your favorite book, so that reading can be both enjoyable and useful.

? Second, I hope I have "one skill".

? The ancients said, learn written martial arts and sell them to the royal family. This sentence also applies now. What do you mean by looking for a job? I don't have any resources to give to others, only myself, all my intelligence and professional expertise. Looking for a job is to sell yourself to the society like a commodity in exchange for the capital for life and investment. This is the most urgent need of those of us who have no money and no background.

? Then we should consider why you can be "bought" by millions of college students as soon as you graduate. What is your unique selling point? Have you met the needs of consumers? For example, I have always wanted to work in an investment bank, so what are the characteristics and conditions of people working there? Do you? Do you need textual research? In addition to mastering some knowledge and technology, the significance of textual research also has a role, that is, when a skill circulates in the talent market in the future, it will be labeled as quality inspection, which will definitely increase persuasiveness and competitiveness.

? In addition to looking for jobs, among the graduates every year, a group of people with beautiful GPA are sent to Tsinghua Peking University (not to mention that their schools are not good enough, my high school classmates are sent to Tsinghua from two schools in the west, as long as their grades are good enough). Some people are good at English. They get full marks in TOEFL and apply to famous foreign universities. Some people have been studying to review the civil service exam, and stand out from the millions of exam troops.

? Which road is better, which road is more worthy of hard work and more promising, there are too many criteria to judge, whether it is learning or textual research, doing anything well will be rewarded. As long as one direction is "long", we can avoid falling into a situation where we have no choice.

? There are two kinds of people in this society. One is a tool or a machine. They don't necessarily care about the content of their work, nor do they care about the impact of their work on society and others. They just produce products according to the standards of the boss and the company, and then get paid at the end of the month. There is also a kind of talents who are real people, and they are creating their own recognized values.

? I want to be a "person" as much as possible, not a machine. When making a choice, being more decent and earning more money can be the standard, but the most important standard is to think that you are doing something meaningful and give full play to your "skills" in recognized things, so that you can get external affirmation and satisfy your inner peace.

? Third, talk about love at least once.

? Teachers and parents have been emphasizing learning since childhood. Doing nothing but studying, puppy love is even more heinous.

? They regard love before college as puppy love, and marriage after work as late marriage. They ask us to study for exams, find jobs and marry a reliable person from the age of eighteen to twenty-five.

? Without any instruction and guidance in love, parents seem to think that these things are natural. However, love itself needs to be studied and practiced. It is not as simple as the prince and princess living happily together after falling in love at first sight. I made an appointment with someone I like for the first time in my life. Before I went, I almost didn't sleep all night. I sat in front of the computer and copied small jokes. The original intention is to use jokes as a relief to avoid the embarrassment of meeting the next day. Unexpectedly, after I threw one cold joke after another, the scene was even more embarrassing than not talking. The most embarrassing thing is that I learned later that this role should be played by a boy.

? We all know that the probability of meeting someone we really like is very low, so how to identify him in the crowd and how to keep him is not worth learning?

? We all say that who didn't love a few scum when he was young, it is not rare to fall in love with scum when he was young, and it is not worth regretting, but if he is always entangled with scum, is it worth reflecting?

? Before we really fall in love, we are full of imagination about love and the object of love. These imaginations can't help us get happiness in love. Only when you really fall in love with someone will you know what kind of person you are suitable for, how to avoid being hurt and cheated, how to deal with the contradiction with your lover, and even how to attract the person you like.

? I don't want to be forced by my parents and age to marry an inappropriate object. I don't want to be abandoned by a scum. I don't want to have a lot of unrealistic dreams by romance novels, TV and movies, and then stand still until I can't wait.

? Feel at least three relationships, one is to break the imagination of the opposite sex, the other is to be immune to routines and injuries, and the last is to be warm with a person with soul and temperament.

? Fourth, English is better.

? When I was in college, I read several articles by Lian Yue. He said that to learn English well, you don't have to know the working language, at least you have to pass the basic level of listening, speaking, reading and writing. English is now a rich treasure house of world languages, information and opinions, and it is a language that does not need to be audited. It is a wing, you must fly.

? I feel the importance of English on many occasions. When I go for an interview in a foreign company after graduation, when I want to go abroad, when I want to browse foreign websites, when I want to watch the news in Reuters, and when I want to inquire about foreign literature, I must also say that for most students, many years after graduation, I have already broken up with English, and the last moment of learning English is when I pass the CET-6. You can't learn anything without learning. A frog in a well doesn't have to fly. Only when you have the ability to go to the bigger world can you use wings. Everyone in Kill of Three Kingdoms has their own skills. There are not many skills that college students can have. English can be one of them, but just like playing games, you can only feel its importance when you start this skill.

? Fifth, keep a diary.

? When preparing for the college entrance examination, each of us has a mistake book, which records the mistakes and lost scores in our studies and exams in different categories. Even if there are no wrong questions, we will stand up the written test paper, mark the wrong questions and read them again before the exam to remind ourselves.

? Reducing mistakes is one of the most important strategies to deal with the college entrance examination. The mistake itself is not important, but the reason is important.

? The topics are limited, and the types of errors are more limited. If we can find out the causes of mistakes one by one and eliminate them, mistakes will naturally not be repeated, and "zero mistakes" will become a huge advantage.

? In the first eighteen years of life, the best thing that so-called "good children" like us can accomplish is to study. We didn't study anything except the exam.

? After entering the university, we gradually lost the identity of the examination machine and lived into a complete person. There are more things to learn in life than the college entrance examination. We should learn professional skills, dress up and behave. Speaking alone is a skill that we have to learn all our lives, and there is no teacher, so we have to learn by ourselves.

? Senior high school learned to treat diaries as wrong books. When you meet an excellent person, you should write down what is worth learning. If you make a mistake, you should pay attention to summing up your speaking skills. When you learn new knowledge, you should record it in your diary. Diary helps you to reflect and summarize and observe your life, so that you can live smarter and know more.

? Some people are confused all their lives and never grow up. They can't find and correct their losses in one place until they die, let alone develop and succeed. For him, age is just a process of getting old and stupid. When he is well, he forgets the pain.

? I have a box with my diary for nearly ten years, and I take it with me every time I move. Diary lets me know clearly what I have experienced, changed, learned and felt. More importantly, when you start writing down your life, it shows that you are taking it seriously and have no intention of drifting away.

? Sixth, lose weight.

? To hide butterfly sleeve, you should wear long sleeves. Always remember to pull your clothes when you raise your hand, because you are afraid of revealing your small belly. Look up when taking selfies, which can eliminate double chins. I don't want you to go through such a time again: "hiding from the east" at the best age.

? Don herold, an 87-year-old American man, wrote this poem:

If I could start my life from scratch,

I will try to make more mistakes.

I will relax a little, and I will become flexible.

I will be more stupid than this trip.

There are few things that I can take seriously.

I will be crazy and talk less about hygiene.

I will take more risks. I will travel more often.

I will climb more mountains, swim more rivers and watch more sunsets.

I will eat more ice cream and less beans.

I'll have more trouble, but I'm not as worried as I thought.

You see, I live cautiously, steadily and rationally.

Hour after hour, day after day.

Oh, I had an unforgettable moment.

If I could do it all over again, I hope there will be more such moments.

Actually, I don't need anything else,

Just for a moment, one after another.

Instead of worrying about the long days ahead every day.

Wherever I go, I will never forget to take it with me;

Thermometer, hot water kettle, raincoat, parachute.

If I could do it all over again,

I will walk around, try everything, and go into battle lightly.

If I could start my life from scratch,

I will extend my barefoot time.

From early spring to late autumn.

I will play truant more often.

I wouldn't get such a high score unless I was careless.

I will ride more carousels,

I will pick more daisies.

? I hope you can bring more daisies in your college life, relax more, make more mistakes, take more risks and have more unforgettable moments, just like skipping classes in youth movies, getting drunk with friends when you are lovelorn, staying up late with notes two weeks before the exam, and looking for a gentle and clean senior in the club to fall in love.

? Don't care so much about trivial matters, and don't care too much about other people's feelings. Because I didn't do it, it became the only thing I regretted in my youth.

? Of course, I also know that life is not made up of moments, not a happy life. Life is continuous, with a past, a future, a reason, a result, conditions and responsibilities. Eating fried chicken is happy, but suffering from diabetes is painful, losing weight is painful, but being thin is happy. What's more, when we were young, we all had our own pride and ambition, and we were eager to prove that we were excellent. Every stage has the most important thing at the moment, and the later experience is obtained from the present experience, so the past choice is easy to make mistakes, which is an unsolvable thing.

? The past years have only two meanings, one is beneficial and the other is memory.

? Good things will benefit people in the future. And some things, which don't look good, will be unforgettable for life, and that will become a memory.

? As for those boring years I can't remember, they are all a waste of time.