Do horses trip?

Lao Wang said that his leader is a good official, and I have heard that he is a good official. He can contact the masses, mingle with the people below and take the lead in labor.

Once working in a unit farm, several employees stood in front of a pile of cow dung and didn't even dare to look at it. They were at a loss. The officer inserted from behind, squatted down and put his hand under the cow dung, and solved their problem in a few seconds.

He not only takes the lead in labor, but also sets an example and cares about the masses. For example, in order to solve the long-term separation of husband and wife, he rode around on a bicycle and contacted relevant departments to solve it. When someone was sick, he went to the canteen and asked the cook to cook noodles and deliver them to the patient's bed in person.

He also cares about employees' families. During the Chinese New Year, he dug up the backlog of firecrackers from the warehouse and gave them to the children door to door, repeatedly telling them not to fight. For another example, when he was staying in a guest house on business, he occasionally visited his family and moved to another room.

I wonder why such a good leader is not satisfied with him. Lao Wang said, yes, of course, but he would knock everyone at every meeting: "Be a man with your tail between your legs."

With your tail between your legs? Where people don't have tails, dogs have tails, and they often do. When the master is happy, give him a bone to play with, and he will happily hold his tail high. The master was angry, scolded it, kicked it, and put down his tail and held it tightly in the ass ditch.

Man has no tail. For example, cloning. That era may not have been included in research projects, and even developed countries have not achieved results. When it comes to transplantation, the technology is available, but who doesn't want to be relaxed and clean, and who wants to add that kind of tedious and ugly work. Lao Wang respects his boss very much, but he really feels unspeakable sadness when he hears the leader say such shocking words.

He doesn't even eat dog meat. Once, a friend invited him to eat dog meat, and he forced him to stop. He only tasted one piece, and then drank heavily, hoping that a few mouthfuls of wine would turn that piece of dog meat into a trace. But after drinking a few mouthfuls of wine, it's always like a dog's paw scratching its stomach, heart and throat.

Lao Wang asked, "Do you feel uncomfortable every time you hear that he" wants to be a man with his tail between his legs "? It's like dog blood in your veins. "Smelly Laojiu" will always be a human being, although it doesn't sound good. But it's inhuman to be a man with your tail between your legs! "

I remember, I've heard the phrase "be a man with your tail between your legs". At that time, people were insane, numb and used to nature, so they didn't feel very much and didn't take it seriously. After waking up, I suddenly understood something and felt very wronged.

Lao Wang said that his leader is still a good man and often knocks everyone to make no mistakes. For example, in the "9. 13" incident, everyone was secretly discussing how the deputy commander could defect. He's in there, too The leader came from behind, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't mention it again. It's terrible and great." Then he turned and said, "I didn't hear, I didn't hear anything." If it was a bad guy, I would have censored you.

Yes, it's entirely for Lao Wang's own good. Nowadays, we advocate humanized work. In an unprecedented era of emphasizing class struggle every day, we are criticizing the theory of human nature. It is extremely rare to be so "gentle and courteous", so reasonable and so humanized. I said, no wonder people, officials are not good, and they don't do well. Officials themselves will fall into a kind of "political numbness" and stand aside, or even lose their jobs.

I joked that there is a formula of "one finger and nine fingers"; There is also a saying that "good people deserve to beat bad people, bad people beat good people to commit crimes, and good people beat good people to misunderstand." Since you are a good person, don't care. And it's just a matter of "one finger", don't worry; I heard that someone was pushed, and said, "Don't hold your tail too high." .

His boss is really a good official. It was good that my official was there, but I also said that embarrassing thing. It seems that they didn't make it, but there is probably a "model" on it. It's a first-class gourd imitation, and the young monk recited the scriptures, not on purpose.

It is said that the word "Wei" is an ancient civilization in China and an ancient tradition in China. As for which dynasty, generation and emperor invented it, it is difficult to find out. Leave him alone, and leave copyright alone.

To tell a joke, if copyright tax is added, there will be countless layers of officials "piracy" and the national treasury will be hollowed out after decades of unanimous voice.

No one whips others as "dogs" anymore. People woke up. If you treat your subordinates like dogs again, maybe someone will come up and put a dog's tail on his ass to let him experience what it's like to be a man with his tail between his legs. No, maybe I have gone to that place to find another lover and seat.

I suddenly had a brainwave and remembered an old saying: "To err is human"! Horses trip, people make mistakes, even God makes mistakes. I told him a story:

Once the priest missed the golf ball and casually scolded "damn it"; The second time he missed, the priest scolded "damn it" again. The nun next to her sincerely reminded: "The priest can't swear, God will punish him for swearing!" " "

Then there was a loud noise, but I didn't expect to kill a nun. When the priest woke up, he was in a daze. He should be punished, but how can he be that kind, gentle and devout nun?

At this time, God's groaning voice came from the sky: "Shit! I also missed! " Even God makes mistakes, let alone an ordinary official.