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Friends Chapter of "One Sentence is Worth Ten Thousand"
Mr. Liu Zhenyun's "One Sentence is Worth Ten Thousand" was brewed for three years. Every sentence the author speaks is a labor of sweat, which gives people a lot of inspiration, especially the way of getting along between friends, which is very rewarding. Friend means a like-minded person, a person with similar sentiments. People who have friendship with each other refer to people with deep friendship. Once the word "friend" is spoken, you don't know how heavy it is.
Friends include acquaintances who have cut each other's throats, acquaintances who have never gone against each other, acquaintances in times of need, gentlemen's acquaintances, acquaintances who have forgotten their years, casual acquaintances, business acquaintances, family friends, old friends, etc. No matter what the reason is for you to be friends, after a period of dating, you should make a choice, and you should choose whether you are close or distant. It is best to keep a certain distance when interacting with friends. As the old saying goes: "The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water."
The most terrifying thing in the world is that you regard others as friends, but others do not regard you as friends. For example: Lao Yang, who sells tofu, has always regarded Lao Ma, the driver of the cart, as a friend. He always asks Lao Ma for advice on everything, but Lao Ma holds back the ideas he gives him; he lets Lao Ma's two sons draw lots to go to school. , both paper balls were not written on it, and Yang Baishun was asked to draw first to alienate the relationship between father and son; he asked Lao Yang to go to the house of the old Qin family to propose marriage. He did not really want to promote the marriage, but set up a trap. He dug in and saw his joke. Unfortunately, the old Qin family really married their daughter to the old Yang family. This time, Lao Ma made a mistake. Shakespeare said: "Although a person may smile all over his face, he is a murderous traitor in his heart. Lao Yang's friend Lao Ma is such a person.
Yang Baishun's brothers Yang Baili and Niu Guoxing can also be considered a pair. Good friends, both of them have a hobby of "squirting", but the friendship between the two is always overturned. Yang Baili went to send Deng Xiuzhi a love letter from Niu Guoxing, and Niu Guoxing gave him five yuan as reward, but Yang Baili was self-defeating. After the Deng family was beaten by thieves, they still confessed to their good friend Niu Guoxing. After Lao Wan promised to give Yang Baili a job as a "stoker", Yang Baili left the Niu family's iron smelting yard without looking back. Niu Guoxing said it's not too late to leave, after all, he gave you a job. It can be seen that once there is a gap, Niu Guoxing came to help himself, and even helped an enemy. As the old saying goes: "A careless friendship at the beginning will lead to enmity later."
Yang Baishun's daughter's adoptive father, Lao Cao, accidentally made a friend, Lao Han. Not bad, but in the end, this person was not honest; especially in the matter of changing his mind about marriage, Lao Han, a friend of Lao Cao, betrayed his friend. After Niu Shudao's careful packaging, he successfully changed Lao Cao's daughter and married Niu. Niu Shudao turned out not to be a sensible person, so he was unreasonable. After his daughter married into Niu Shudao's family, Niu Shudao's true nature was revealed, and all that was left was that he was naughty and reckless. My friend Niu Shu said that his father had a bad conscience and arranged for Cao Cao to marry his daughter here all the way. Fortunately, Lao Han still comes to see you three times a year, and you must also know that Cao Qing'e is a miserable child. In fact, Lao Han didn't stand the test from the beginning. If Lao Ding hadn't asked him to share the 76 oceans that Lao Cao had lost, he would never have returned the money to Lao Cao. As the old saying goes, once a person has a bias, he will naturally lie. Good: "It's hard to draw a tiger's skin without knowing its heart." A friend who has not been tested is not a friend, but Lao Cao made a careless friend and did not open his eyes.
Wu Moxi's nephew. Niu Aiguo is also very sad. His wife ran away with his brother-in-law Lao Shang. His so-called "friend" Li Kezhi, in order to return to Qinyuan County to sell yarn, actually acted as a lobbyist for Niu Aiguo's brother-in-law Lao Shang. After the divorce, Niu Aiguo's wife Pang Lina also gave up his daughter Baihui. This was just after Niu Aiguo's mother Cao Qing'e passed away. Li Kezhi was not a "thing" and persuaded his friend to divorce, and also let Niu Aiguo's daughter Baihui also be raised. With Pang Lina, after all, the children are still young and can still receive a good education.
When I first heard this, I was thinking of my friends. But it was understandable that Niu Aiguo was being persuaded by others, but what Niu Aiguo didn't understand was that when he was in Linfen, Li Kezhi asked him to hold Pang Lijuan back. How can we be friends like this, are you just a wallflower? You are the one who prevents divorce, and you are the one who allows divorce. As a true friend, deceiving a friend must be a painful thing. I think Li Kezhi definitely does not have this burden in his heart.
If you use gold to make friends, you will be forgotten if gold is used up; if you make friends with benefits, you will be scattered when all the benefits are gone; if you make friends with power, if you use power, you will fall; if you use power to make friends, if you lose the power, you will give up; if you make friends with love, the love will pass away. Injury; only the heart intersects, and the quiet journey leads to the distance. It's not easy to be a human being. It's better to have sincere friends, even if you don't have them! After all, life is for the future, not the past. Let us choose to do good, because Hugo said: "Kindness is the sun of the world.
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