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What was Nuwa’s motive for creating humans?

"Why did Nuwa create humans?" This is a question that Teacher Wu asked us in class.

"Please turn on the 'Brain TV' and think about this question: Why did Nuwa create humans." Teacher Wu said.

Suddenly we were talking about it.

Five minutes later——

A replied: "She feels that something should be added between heaven and earth to make it..."

The whole class fell asleep——

Thanks to Teacher Wu's clear mind, he stopped A from reading aloud in time and the whole class woke up.

Continue the class -

B replied, "Nu Wa was sick, and it took a long time to get rid of the pain. This lesson made Nu Wa, who had always been frugal, determined to find a nanny. , but the conditions of the gods have improved recently, few gods are willing to be nannies, and the nanny's salary is getting higher and higher. Nuwa is reluctant to spend money, so she suddenly had a whim and made 'nannies' out of soil..."

C replied: "Nu Wa wants to play mahjong, but one is short of three. Now that there is the Internet in heaven, everything is done on the computer. In the past, all her 'Mah friends' went to the computer to play mahjong. Nuwa's home She doesn’t have a computer, and she’s been a little tight lately, so she thought of making a human.”

The whole class burst into laughter. Hey, the teacher’s expression is so strange! He turned around and wrote two words on the blackboard: Prank! After a while, we fell into Teacher Wu’s earnest reprimand——

Finally, the teacher stopped his speech: "Next?"

D stood up and said: " Recently, a group of bandits appeared in the forest, led by a liger. They come to trouble Nuwa from time to time. Although they are just a bunch of beasts, they are not easy to deal with in large numbers. I originally wanted to buy insurance in the heaven, but I was afraid of other gods' jokes. , I can't beat a bunch of beasts, and I also thought about how to be a god without bodyguards, so 'bodyguards' were born one by one..."

... ...

" Zero zero zero..." The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and everyone was ready to go. Just waiting for Teacher Wu's order, they rushed to the door.

"get out of class is over!" This shocking and weeping voice touched every nerve in us. After a few seconds, there were only a few people in the classroom.

In this class, I really discovered that the brain cells of the comrades in our class are too many. Fortunately, I have a good memory, so I announced these to the world.

Me: Empress Nuwa! Why did you create man?

Nuwa: The sky leaked, and I finally made it up. If I don’t create some people, who will I ask to collect the maintenance fees?

Me: Then why do you divide people into men and women?

Nuwa: I am neither male nor female. I want to know which one is more powerful, male or female?

Me: What’s the result?

Nuwa: I made up for it again!