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What's the joke about Laba Festival?
Dad interrupted: "but, wife, how can I count that we only have seven kinds of food, but not eight!" " "
Son: "that's enough, I added some peanuts to the pot!" " "
Mom: "Son, where did you find peanuts? We didn't buy peanuts? "
The son pointed to the corner: "There it is!"
Dad looked intently and shouted, "Shit, rat poison, wife, come on, call 120."
2. In the morning, when Dalin's mother cooked Laba porridge, she called everyone to get up and drink, even her five-month-old grandson did not fall behind. Everyone sits around the table, Dalin's daughter-in-law holds her son, and Lao Lin and his wife tease their grandchildren together. "Come on, drink Laba porridge, Laba porridge (poop), Laba porridge (poop) ... I said it several times, and then I heard a plop, my grandson really poop! He ruined the appetite of the whole family.
3. Son: "Dad, is this a map of the world?"
Dad: "Yes!"
Son: "Then where are these places?"
Dad: "This is Asia, this is Europe, this is Africa, this is South America, and this is ..."
Son: "Oh, Dad, where are the eight-treasure porridge, millet porridge and Laba porridge?" ? ! ! "
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