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I urgently need quotes from the Mingyue people of Qin Dynasty! ! ! ! Thank you dears

1. Although some dreams are out of reach, they are not impossible to achieve. As long as I'm strong enough. ——Young Genie

2. Strange people often do strange things. This is not surprising at all. ——The Mohist Giant (Yan Taizi Dan)

3. If the question itself is problematic, then what is the use of the answer? ——Genie

4. One died and the other was saved. But the one who died should also thank me, at least I avenged him. ——Young Wei Zhuang

5. Killing is never a reason to become stronger. If a person proves himself by defeating others, then he has already lost.——Gai Nie

6. In this world, the winner lives and the loser dies. In front of the victory and the negative side of worldly affairs, life and death are just inevitable cause and effect. ——Guiguzi

7. This story that started with a sword will definitely end with a sword. ——Qin Shihuang

8. I may not be able to see the day that my eldest brother said, but I believe that that day will definitely come. ——A Gang

9. Why are you swinging the sword in your hand? You can only find the answer by yourself——Gai Nie

10. In this troubled world full of dangers, only you can find the answer. Only by learning how to roast chicken can you survive tenaciously. ——Tianming (worthy of being the current giant of the Mohist family)

11. I am right, am I right? I don't hope I'm right, I hope I'm wrong! I don't think it's worth it for her, but I sure hope I'm wrong! I hope it was worth it for her! It’s for worthy things and worthy people! Do you understand? ——Pirate Zhi (To Ge Nie who was whittling a wooden sword outside Sister Rong’s house, so cute!)

12. If you take action now, you will die faster than any of them. ——Bai Feng (to Chi Lian, who was about to help Wei Zhuang)

13. What did you do to the master? ! ——Gai Nie (to Wei Zhuang, I can’t help but make people fantasize about it)

14. I once did something very excessive to that strange man——Xiao Gao

15. In fact, You are so beautiful, you can do anything you want me to do. ——Tao Zhi (a perfect match for Young Siming!)

16. Yan Lu: You~ Zhang Liang: Thanks~ (Nosebleed...)

17. Ah Gang, you have to remember that men in Yan country don't know what giving up means! ——Big Hammer

18. Mr. Gongsun is indeed...(thinking) extraordinary. ——Fu Nian

19. Be good, baby, and your sister will love you. ——Sister Xue Nu to Tianming Baby

20. Are you here to fight or go on a blind date? ! ——Big Hammer

21. It is said that one day Yan Lu called Zhang Liang away, looked at Liang deeply in a quiet place where no one was around, and said: "Zifang, tell me the truth... …"

22. Stepping on the snow = heirloom, stepping on people = heirloom, heirloom = heirloom, so stepping on the snow = stepping on people - Ziming (Confucian disciple Tianming)

23. " If you want to deal with a scoundrel, you have to find someone more scoundrel than him." Big Iron Hammer said, and everyone in the Mo family stared at him, "I'm not talking about the giant, I'm talking about that kid."

24 , Shaoyu beat Tianming and trampled him under his feet. Xiao Gao, Snow Girl, Bandit Zhi, and Big Hammer surrounded them and stared.

"Well...we need to find the giant...to discuss matters." Pirates Zhi.

"Oh." Shao Yu was confused.

"...That's the person." Robber Zhi pointed to Tianming on the ground.

25. Tianming: The word "escape" does not exist in my mind!

Sledgehammer: You don’t even have a few words in your head!

26. I once swore that I would never marry again. ——Snow Girl

I don’t mind secular etiquette, I just want to accompany you to the end of my life. ——Xiao Gao

(It turns out that Snow Girl has already married someone... Married women are even cuter!!!)

27. Cook Ding performed a very NB knife skill with pears. Do you want to learn tomorrow?

"I never peel pears when I eat them." Tianming.

“Do you think this knife technique is just for peeling pears?” Cook Ding was angry.

"Ah, it can also be used to peel apples, but I also eat apples with their skins." Tianming.

28. Tianming: Then let us go on horseback.

Fat Ding: Riding a horse? Where?

Tianming: Play chess.

(A giant is a giant...)

29. Robber Zhi: From Yuan Hong to Wooden Sword?

Gane is just a sword.

30. Since you are a giant, you must learn well! Don’t learn poorly! ——Big Hammer

31. Robber Zhi: Is it the sword that hurts, or the swordsman?

Gaie Nie: Actually, I’m thinking about it too.

32. Xiao Gao: There were 24 people on the high walls on both sides of the execution ground. How did you knock them down at the same time?

Jing Ke: Hehe, do you really want to know?

Xiao Gao: Yes

Jing Ke: This is my unique skill. Promise me a condition, and I will tell you generously.

Xiao Gao: What conditions?

Jing Ke: Well, what are the conditions? It’s too difficult. I’m afraid you can’t do it. Let me give you the simplest one. Tell me a joke. If it makes me laugh, I will tell you.

Xiao Gao: ... (turns around and walks away)

Jing Ke: There are people with such no curiosity... Don’t die...

33. Tianming : "Little Zhi"

Thief Zhi: "Brother, you are so rude"

34. What a black and thin old horse? This is an heirloom of my family. After more than 500 generations, there is only one horse. Oh, by the way, its name is Taren. ——Ziming

35. The only giant of the Mohist family will open its doors starting today. ——Tianming

36. Xiao Gao: You are very different from the legendary Jing Ke.

Jing Ke: You are exactly the same as the legendary Gao Jianli~

37. I promised my eldest brother that I would be back before dawn, and I did it. ——A Gang

38. I don’t know how much chaos will arise in the world. ——Xiaoyaozi

39. If you like simple things, I will give you simple ones——Gao Jianli

40. How can I use Yi Shuihan to deal with people like you? ——Gao Jianli

41. In such troubled times, only the strongest lives can survive. Tianming, it’s up to you. ——Gao Jianli

42. Duan Murong, what did Gai Nie do to you? You are so devoted to him! ——Gao Jianli

43. Next time you attack with your left hand, I will chop off your left hand. If you attack with your right hand, I will chop off your right hand. If you use your feet to sneak attack, I will chop off your feet. , if you have a bad idea in your heart... I'll rip your heart out. ——Snow Girl

44. Never fall in love with a man who lives by sword. ——Master Duan Murong

45. The sword is inherently lonely. ——Master Duan Murong

46. I believe in the person behind me——Duan Murong

47. Don’t die, don’t forget what you said, you haven’t repaid me yet of life-saving grace. ——Duan Murong

48. I have never regretted my decision to save this man——Duan Murong

49. Fool, you are too easily hurt——Duan Murong

50. Sorry, master. The disciple has violated your instructions before your death - Duan Murong

51. Swear to the death to follow the teachings. This is a promise that every Mohist disciple has made with his own life. ——Duan Murong

52. Bravery is not proven by others worrying about him. A strong man must be able to make his relatives and friends feel safe and secure——Gai Nie

53. Fear is not a weakness. Being strong is to make your enemies more fearful - Gai Nie

54. Everyone has to fight to the death to have a chance of survival - Gai Nie

55. People who have lost their homes have also lost their dignity as human beings, their own names, and the surnames of their ancestors. On this road of suffering, one must survive like an animal. In such a turbulent world, no one can choose their own destiny - Ge Nie

Snow Girl

I have never quite understood whether the day you mentioned can really come. , However, I will definitely follow you and find the answer together.

The music itself is as simple as a mirror. There is only one reason why you can hear such deep sadness in the white snow. The person who never wakes up from the nightmare is you.

Xiao Gao

If there were ends of the world, would you go with me?

Big Hammer

God decides whether you are born in the Yan Kingdom. You can choose whether you live or die.

Being born in the Yan Kingdom is an old decision. God decided, but becoming a soldier of the Yan Kingdom was our own choice

Being born in the Yan Kingdom was decided by God, but becoming a brother with my eldest brother was my own decision

Iron is a cold mechanism, do you think your own power is invincible? It can be seen that you don't understand what power is at all, and you don't understand the source of power at all, because for a pile of wood and bronze like you, you will never understand what it means to be a brother who can be exchanged with your life.

Jing Ke

I think the sword is a kind of trust

As I said, the sword has two sides. If you must deal with yours single-mindedly, Enemies, just give the other side to others.

Believe in the sword in your hand, it has already made the choice for you

Tianming

Why are you laughing? If you have anything to say, tell me quickly. Are you here to fight or go on a blind date? ah.

Bravery is not proven by making others worry about him, especially those who care about him. A strong person can make his friends and relatives feel safe and assured

Gai Nie

You must remember the eyes of these people and never forget them in your life.

Why?

Because this is the look of a weak person, and you cannot be a weak person.

Tianming, you have to remember that if you prove yourself by defeating others, then you have already lost

Although my dream seems far away, it is not impossible. accomplish!

White Phoenix

I just feel that the so-called belief seems to be a completely different thing in everyone's heart.

What I find even more interesting is that beliefs seem to be something that only living people are qualified to talk about.

For a group of people who are about to die. If you take another step forward, you may become further and further away from your faith.

Juzi

It’s not surprising that strange people always do strange things.

Dialogue

Gane - as a strong man, does he have to stand on top of everyone?

Xiaozhuang——How can they look up to you if you don’t step on them?

Shaoyu——ignorant and fearless.

Tianming——It is interesting.

Other narrations

Maybe in the years to come, you will have to face dangers and difficulties alone. Maybe you will never be able to enjoy the care and warmth of your parents like other children. But you have to remember one thing, the love you receive is no less than that of anyone else. Your life was originally purchased at a huge price. So, my child, don’t be afraid, you have to be strong.

In troubled times, for swordsmen who make a living by swords, killing is not the reason for you to become stronger

There are wild geese with feathers like snow in Beiling

Shuo Feng Ai Ai Flying south with wings

What if the wings are broken and the rain is falling

The cold wind will never leave us