Come on, just kidding.

1. A science teacher was assigned to work in a remote mountain village school. In the first class, he told the students what modern science is and how it promotes human progress. He also talked about spaceships and how people landed on the moon. After class, he asked the students what questions they had.

"Teacher," a student asked, "when can there be a bus in our village?"

2. Once, a worker asked his friend, "What's the function of your watch?"

His friend replied, "My watch has many functions. It is waterproof, dustproof and shockproof." The friend said excitedly.

"Oh, where is your watch? Let me see. " The worker asked.

His friend said, "Sorry, I just don't guard against theft."

3. At a birthday celebration ceremony for the 90th birthday girl, a 20-year-old boy came to the birthday girl and wished, "I hope to see you again at your100th birthday party."

The old birthday girl smiled and said, "Don't worry, you will wait until that day, because you are still so young and look full of health and vitality!" " "

The boss frowned, looked at the financial report handed over by the secretary and said, "This year's employee salary needs 65,438 USD+0,000,000 USD? Is it a bit too much? "

"Boss, the group opened five subsidiaries last year, and the number of personnel has also increased a lot. This is the most conservative figure. " The new secretary said.

"Do you want to find a way to reduce the salary expenses of employees by half?" The boss said.

The secretary retired quietly, and then crossed out the last three zeros of "1000000" in the report.

A fool is scurrying along the road with a basket containing 12 eggs. Suddenly, the fool met a man named fool. A fool thinks he is smarter than a fool, so he blocks the way and says, "Test your intelligence. I'll give you six eggs as long as you guess what's in my basket. If you can guess how many eggs are in it, I will give you 12 eggs. " Say that finish satisfiedly laugh. The fool looked at the fool disdainfully and sneered, "It's not embarrassing. Can you give me more hints? "

6. A woman was walking in the street when suddenly she heard a voice: "Stop! If you go any further, you will die. " The woman stopped, and a few seconds later, a brick fell from the air and landed right in front of her.

A minute later, she was about to cross the road when the voice shouted again, "Stop! Don't cross the road now. " As soon as the voice fell, an out-of-control truck ignored the existence of a red light and sped. The woman was frightened and asked loudly, "Who are you?"

"I am your protector!" The voice replied, "Well, I guess you must have some questions for me."

"You guessed it." The woman said, "My question is where did you go on my wedding day?"