About Pig Eating Watermelon: A 320-word Joke Composition

A mosquito and a cockroach peeked at a little girl who was taking a bath. Mosquito boasted: I stung two bags on her chest ten years ago, and now it's so swollen. The cockroach said, that's no big deal. I cut a knife under her ten years ago, and now she bleeds once a month!

12, a vampire died of depression because he was too ugly to seduce a woman. After his death, he begged God to make me as white and lovely as an angel in the afterlife, with two wings and ready to drink a girl's blood. His wish came true, and he became a pack of sanitary napkins in the shape of wings.