50 words of jokes for elementary school children

Jokes and stories are also a type of joke, but they are not just for people to laugh after reading them. They can also learn from the stories and see the moral of the stories. A 50-word joke story for children. Let’s take a look at the introduction below.

50-word joke story for children

Red Balloon

My five-year-old nephew was enthusiastically playing with the hydrogen balloon I bought for him. He accidentally let go of it. , the hydrogen balloon flew towards the sky, and the nephew could only stare dryly and watch the balloon leave. In the evening, I held his hand and went to his grandma's house. At this time, a red sun was setting to the west. Unexpectedly, my nephew shook my hand and shouted anxiously: "Uncle, uncle, look at my balloon. It's over there, bring it back to me quickly. "

Ask the dog to leave some for me.

Duoduo was two years old and went back to her grandma's house in the countryside during the Chinese New Year. Since there was no toilet at home, I pooped on her in the yard. As soon as I pulled it out, a dog came over to add to it. Duoduo asked: "Mom, what is the puppy doing?" Me: "Eating daddy." Duoduo: "Mom, ask the dog to leave some for me...".

Hair length and intelligence

Watching the Japanese cartoon "Smart Ikkyu" with my son, I asked my son: "Baby, do you know why Ikkyu is so smart?"

The son thought for a while and said, "That's because Ikkyu has no hair."

I asked him in surprise: "Does being smart have anything to do with his lack of hair?"

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The son replied: "Don't you always say that your mother has "long hair but short knowledge"? If you don't have hair, of course you are very smart!"

Uncle can stop this

During the Chinese New Year, I went to my uncle’s house. There was a little boy at home.

I was sitting there with nothing to do. I was waiting for the meal, so I pulled the flesh thorn on my hand. As a result, I pulled out a big piece and it kept bleeding. The little boy ran and found the paper. I was thanking him very much. , but the bleeding still couldn’t be stopped.

When gc came, he ran into the room again. After a while, he came back with a piece of wsj, saying that his uncle could stop it, and he was a relative sitting at the table...

　No one can argue

Many primary school students have peed their pants, but I have never peed. One day when I came back from using the toilet, there was a little water stain on my crotch. Everyone made fun of me, and I defended myself: "No really, I just accidentally dripped a few drops when I was peeing." I didn't believe it: "I never drip when I pee." Got there!" I couldn't argue.

Three children talking

I heard three children talking at one time. The first child said: "I asked my dad to bring my tank and blow up your house." The second child said: "I asked my dad to bring a plane and blow up your house." The third child said: "I asked my dad to bring a plane and blow up your house." The child said with a grimace: "I'll give you all the candy. Don't blow up my house. Otherwise I won't have a place to eat."

There will be a prize for the first place

On the sports field.

Child: "Dad, why are these people running so hard?"

Dad: "They are racing, and there is a prize for the first place."

Child : "The first place gets a prize, why do the others without prizes also follow?"

I also want a change

One day in the park, a white mother came and asked Having a black mom.

They were all sitting not far away, breastfeeding.

Suddenly the white child raised his head and said to his white mother: "Mom, I want some chocolate flavor too..."

Bad things in the zoo

A policeman is asking four boys what bad things they did at the zoo.

The first boy answered: My name is George. I threw the peanuts into the elephant barrier.

The second boy answered: My name is Peter. I threw the peanuts into the elephant barrier.

The third boy answered: My name is Mike. I also threw peanuts into the elephant barrier.

The fourth boy replied: My name is Peanut...

I want to be on TV

My son is only three years old, and he eats a lot after seeing TV commercials of.

So he said to me: "Dad, I want to go inside the TV."

I said: "What are you going in for?"

Son: "I Go in and get some candy. "

I said, "Okay, then go in."

My son said weakly, "Don't dare to go in." p> I asked strangely: "Why?"

My son replied: You have to adjust the channel when I go in.

Then who is smashing the moon?

My son was watching Tom and Jerry. The mouse smashed the cat with a hammer until stars appeared.

Son: "Dad, Dad, why do little stars appear on the cat's head?"

Dad: "That's because he was knocked unconscious."

Son: "Then who is smashing the moon?"

Dad: "Huh? No one knows how to smash the moon."

Son: "Then why are there so many people around the moon? Where are the stars?"

Dad:. . . . . .

The little guy’s signature

Yesterday, I took my daughter to the supermarket to go shopping. I swiped my card to pay, and on a whim, I wanted the little guy to sign.

The supermarket cashier also kindly said that anyone can sign with anyone’s name, so the little guy wrote his name seriously.

After signing, when the cashier was about to take it over, she raised her head and asked very seriously: "Do I still need to write Grade 2, Class 1?"

Draw the nose

Mom, I am drawing Dad, where is the red ink? Why do you need red ink? It’s time for me to draw his nose.

Black chickens are smart

Xiao Zhi said: Do you think black chickens are smart, or white chickens?

Xiaoyuan said: Of course black chickens are smart, because Black chickens will lay white eggs, but white chickens will not lay black eggs.

Becoming a matchmaker at a young age

In the office, Wang Li is 29 and has yet to find a partner. Her colleagues are very worried about her and say: "Wang Li, what kind of person are you looking for?" Boyfriend?"

This was heard by my colleague's daughter who was in kindergarten. She suddenly ran to Wang Li, her big eyes flashed, she raised her head, grabbed Wang Li's hand and said, "Auntie, There are many little boys in our kindergarten. Can you and I find one?"