A joke about Sherlock Holmes

One day, F and Watson went out in a hot air balloon and got lost. They asked a man, "Sir, can you tell me where we are now?" The man looked at them and thought for a long time before answering, "You are in a hot air balloon." Then a gust of wind blew the hot air balloon far away. F said, "Dear friend, do you know what that man did just now?" "God, of course I don't know." "He is a politician." "How do you know?" "Watson is very simple, the following three points are enough to illustrate.

1 The man's answer is absolutely correct.

The man thought for a long time before answering us.

His answer is actually of no use to us.

One day, when Watson accidentally met a criminal, he ran away, and Fu was very angry about it.

F: Watson, the criminal has just escaped.

Watson: Yes.

F: Oh ... (F is lost in thought at this moment) ... Where are we now?

Watson: China, come and inspect it yourself.

F: Ah! No wonder the criminal just said a Chinese-English translation. Now I have deciphered it!

Watson: Oh, really? what did you say ? Tell me quickly! ! !

F: Huachi, pay attention to its initials ... Ah!

Please don't be angry, just kidding.

Genius and mortals

Sherlock Holmes' brother Mycroft-Sherlock Holmes is also an excellent reasoning expert, but his physical laziness makes him incompetent for field investigation.

Explore this kind of manual labor. However, occasionally comparing his reasoning ability with his younger brother, his brain has been politically ossified, and he is still

I really want to invite his brother Shylock and his friend Watson to the Diogenes Club for dinner one day. During the dinner, they walked out of the window.

Pedestrians aroused the enthusiasm of two reasoning enthusiasts.

Mycroft: Sherlock, look at that man, the one standing on the left of the newsstand.

Holmes: You mean the young lumberjack?

Mycroft: Yes, retired navy sergeant.

Sherlock Holmes: It's a pity that rheumatism must have caused him great pain.

Mycroft: Yes, and he just lost his wife.

Holmes: It seems that he is going to sell his house to pay his debts. What do you think, Watson?

Watson (burying his head in eating): Hmm. ...

Every time with these two Holmes, Watson can deeply understand the true meaning of the sentence "full" ...

Sherlock Holmes' plan

In the case of the riddle of Regatt, Holmes deliberately knocked over the fruit bowl and put the blame on Watson, thus winning the chance to finally solve the case.

Then one day, Holmes went to Watson's house. He was so emotional when he told the story that his waving arm knocked over the vase on the table. can

The poor vase was broken, and Watson's wife Mary heard it recently.

Sherlock Holmes: (heartbroken) Oh! My dear Watson! Look what you've done!

Watson (surprised): Me?

Mary: Oh, John, dear, you are so careless.

At this time, the wronged Watson suddenly remembered the case a long time ago and thought that Holmes must have made him take responsibility for something.

Just like that time.

Watson (suddenly enlighted): Oh, I was so careless. I will pick it up. Mary, you go upstairs and have a rest.

After seeing off his wife, Watson whispered the purpose of letting Sherlock Holmes pick up the debris on the ground with him to take this responsibility.

Holmes (smiling): I just don't want to leave a bad impression on your wife.

At this point, Watson, who had nothing to say, told himself in his mind that he must not think too complicated about Holmes in the future. ...

One day, Holmes and Watson went camping in the middle of the night, not only because they were awake.

Holmes: "Watson, what do you think of when you look at the stars in the sky?"

Watson: "Well, from my point of view, I think it's beautiful. From an astronomical point of view, today is a good day for observation. From an astrological point of view, my protective star is dim. I seem to be unlucky. From a criminological point of view, ordinary criminals will not choose this sunny night to commit crimes ...

Sherlock Holmes: "So from my point of view, I found a very serious problem ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Idiot, our tent was stolen.