Charming story of language

Andersen, a famous Danish fairy tale writer, lived frugally all his life and often wore a shabby hat to show our charm. A guy laughed at him and said, "what's that thing on your head?" Is it a hat? " Andersen retorted, "What's that thing under your hat? Can you count it? "

In ancient times, a corrupt official left his post, and a poor scholar gave him a plaque with the words "I will be a man for the fifth time". Corrupt officials were very happy to read it, but they didn't know what the inscription meant, so they asked the person who sent the plaque. The person who sent the plaque was prepared in his heart, so he explained: "Here, gold and silver are rich; When you are in the internal department, you spend a lot of time; It was dark when sitting in the lobby to solve the case; The people cried grievances and complained bitterly; Now that you are gone, thank goodness. "