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Love. The woman is a country, Chu Jun, and she is very clever. From the beginning, she set up a series of tricks when she met the man. That man is the monarch of another country, dressed in red, and s

Love. The woman is a country, Chu Jun, and she is very clever. From the beginning, she set up a series of tricks when she met the man. That man is the monarch of another country, dressed in red, and seems to be surnamed Xiao. Her Majesty's Joke Marriage

Lady: Ye Nanzhu: Zhu Xiao

Plastic moon historian infinite beautification edition

He sings the world in red.

She wears a lot of makeup.

He is a prince and she is a female emperor.

The beginning of his relationship with her, like an enemy but not a friend, is a visible beginning but an unexpected ending.

She eventually became a sage of the plastic moon generation, bowing to her knees; He went down in history and was honored as the husband of the emperor.

After all, it was only in the depths of the pear flower, among the flying white clouds, that he held her hand and never gave up.

The truth version circulated in Da Yue.

The rogue queen of the plastic moon took advantage of the beauty of our family, went to the hall and got into the court. Not to mention Wang Shugang, who was left in a small place like the dormitory, was in an extremely weak state of body and mind, and took advantage of it. Finally, she forced Wang Shu to leave by taking her relatives away from her. ! !

(The masses dislike the grass nail man)

The autobiography of Queen Ye:

Have you ever seen a sow whose molars were pulled out by a boar just after she went on stage?

Never seen it? Congratulations, I am.

Author's summary edition:

This is a vulgar story in which all scenes are bloody, just like lightning, cautious.

The woman is just handsome, and the man is charming. (In terms of force value, it may be regarded as the world = =)

No Np, no depth. We will adhere to the principle of taking spoof as the center and OTZ and embarrassment as the two basic points for one hundred years.

Ps: This is a vulgar story.

The vulgarity of this story can be clearly seen from the names I once planned to use-"The Devil Queen Joe" and "Chapter 5 of the Complete Works of Plastic Moon Jokes" = =+

Those who like thunder please eat.

The brilliant spider holds the heart of an egg. She is in an emperor's house, and your country is Chu Jun. Which one of the people around her is idle? If the leaves are not nervous, optimistic and persevering, how can they live normally in such an environment? And the pig's honest, kind, gentle and devoted personality, with a smile, is not only beautiful, gentle, charming and charming ... just let the pig open its heart again and surrender ~ so you have to win by surprise. And the leaves appeared ~ ~ From the ancestors, the leaves had amazing conditions-super genetic background-the royal families who shaped the moon in the past dynasties did not play cards according to common sense, making the official history more in unofficial history than in unofficial history, and turning the historians of various dynasties into tabloid reporters. The genes of super paparazzi are absolutely not comparable to the beauty of the United States (of course, we can't let pigs become vulgar people who judge people by their appearances. Who is the pig? It's big. The important thing is to be different, temperament ~ ~) but exquisite and connotative eyes. The last point is the life background, social background and interpersonal network that are complicated enough to entangle piglets ~ Our piglets are shocked by such a unique and unparalleled leaf. Since the palm is out of control, the pig can't help but explore from shock, incomprehension, helplessness, curiosity. Writing here, it suddenly occurred to me that this is called complementarity ~ ~ super complementarity ~ Although piggy is honest, kind, educated and perfect in appearance, she is not good at making small adjustments. It's just that the character of the leaves is careless and upside down, which is not an ordinary cheerful optimism, but a good match at every move. It seems that they are good at complementing each other, so are Xiao Qiang and Haitang. Xiao Qiang has a tired, suspicious and indifferent personality, which is really bad for others. However, if you think about it carefully, this is the way things are in the world. Everything is in harmony with each other, and the biting cold can only be resolved by extreme heat, and the pain of eating the heart is often adjacent to the ultimate happiness.

Ye Zi didn't do well. Compared with Fu Huan's men, the prince over there doesn't believe anyone can compare with Xiao Qiang. Xiao Ye has a group of people who have paved the way for her to rule the world. These friends who have grown into excellent subordinates together are driven by her, which is a manifestation of leadership charm and strong influence; In the so-called huge layout, giving real trust to those subordinates who are most likely to cause machine changes is a leader's confidence in employing people, layout and even self-confidence.

Not to mention that she did not hesitate to pollute herself in order to raise bad luck, and her judgment of the situation in the ten-year layout was brilliant.

Whether or not you fall in love with piggy does not detract from the fact that she is a wise gentleman. It is her manners that deserve praise.

So when it comes to machine replacement or not:

I want to ask a question. Is it comparable?

These two men are not Zhong Da versus Kongming, but competing on a chessboard and a battlefield. From the very beginning, Xiao Ye preserved the purpose of disrupting the situation in the East and realizing reunification. How can projects and plans on different interfaces be the same?

Risk is inevitable, because you are the one who creates the crisis.

As we all know, people who rose up in the last years of the dynasty often failed to laugh at the end (Chen Sheng revolted and Liu Xiang won the world). Xiao Qiang is good at solving problems, and avoiding risks is the strategy to break the game. But how can we take a proactive approach? Which is more dangerous, to make a decision before moving, or to be a bird before moving the camera?

As for the so-called way of governing the country in Changzhi, the fact that the first lobule focuses on governing the country does not mean that she can't do small things (even if she can't, a monarch can use people to solve this problem), and the second family has never been engaged in administration from the beginning.

Since we are going to set off troubled times, it is natural to raise wars by fighting. In the era of great navigation, European countries threw gold into the sea, and it was just a gamble after discovering the new continent.

In addition to fighting against foreign enemies, the Northern Expedition of the Central Plains people also had deep-seated reasons for occupying fertile grasslands and expanding cultivated land to stimulate domestic demand. The cost of war is not great, and it is also great, but as Marx said, 300% profit is enough for capitalists to take risks, and of course it is enough for them to put their country and material resources into this gamble.

Xiao Ye has also made a preliminary development plan, with no food and grass, and spies first. This is unrealistic. So the war that swept across the eastern land was not done by aliens?

In the era of cold weapons, unifying the east is already a big plan. Before breaking ground to reclaim the country, two generations of Zhou Wuwang lived together, and the mountains and rivers of chinoayanofumi in Sichuan were explored for decades. These are just the fund preparation in the early stage of the project. This project is a world of mountains and rivers, and it will be the foundation of several generations. What else can we talk about sustainable development? As a country, can you withstand the second war?

Xiaoye is not necessarily planning a unified stage. At present, she only wants to complete the double-male situation in this animal year or keep Yang Rong but make herself bigger. What this article reveals is just the tip of the iceberg compared with the truly magnificent troubled times.

Therefore, the only regret is that Xiao Ye has feelings-but if he continues to be ruthless, according to the principle that fate is easy to break, Xiao Ye may not die young or go crazy, so the story is gathered at this stage.

You can see it in Jinjiang, I hope you are satisfied!