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Today, I want to introduce a world super-network celebrity-Russian President Putin!
When it comes to this online celebrity, there are too many online fans, not even an 80-year-old lady? Leave him alone? !
Some people say that if you want to be an online celebrity, you have to have a few brushes that you can handle. That's true. Look at Uncle Putin. He is talented and versatile: he is proficient in horse riding, judo, ice hockey and swimming. In ancient times, he was simply an all-rounder in piano, chess, painting and calligraphy. What's more, Uncle Putin has always been? The body of steel? Appear in public. Remember that photo of riding a bear? Although it is a fake picture, even if it is true, people will not doubt it at all, because:
Accompanied by Uncle Putin, there is his classic posture: it can be described as domineering!
To tell the truth, if he is not the president, I will think he is a street thug;
The following picture should perfectly explain the reasons for his high public opinion support rate:
In addition, Putin, as Iron Man, also has a tender side. He can show off his muscles with a gun and cuddle with him, like this:
And this:
Lovely, isn't it?
Iron-blooded man+tenderness+handsomeness+frankness, this is simply a killer online celebrity! For example, when meeting with Shinzo Abe is boring, I will turn my pen upside down to play:
Or steal a cup during a meeting with Obama (P, don't take it seriously):
As an internet celebrity, Putin tells you a joke from time to time. When then US Secretary of State Powell presented evidence of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction at the UN Security Council in 2003, Putin said that there might not be any weapons of mass destruction in the test tube at all, only washing powder!
Yes, this period is very Putin!
Ok, back to today's topic, a new documentary about Putin was released recently, which caused quite a stir internationally, especially in the United States-
Interview with Putin
Interview with Putin
This documentary consists of four episodes, one of which is one hour long. The director and screenwriter are both American award-winning directors: Oliver? His masterpieces include the Vietnam War trilogy and the assassination of Kennedy, and most recently Snowden. He is fruitful and good at making biographies. In addition to assassinating Kennedy, he also made Nixon and Biography of George W. Bush. In order to shoot this documentary, Si Tong traveled to and from the United States and Russia for two years, met with Putin about 12 times, and finally got this documentary? Putin reality show? Works.
The score on Douban is not low either. At present, it has scored 9. 1. Although not many people have seen it so far, only 1 18 people, but 72. 1% of the audience gave five stars:
The four documentaries basically turned everything you want to know about Putin upside down, including discussions on various sensitive issues, such as Ukraine, Snowden and the US election. What do you care? Putin's cultivation? -Putin's private life. Oh, get the correct way for the president to open it.
For example, the documentary talked about Putin's first job at the beginning. After work, Putin was assigned to the KGB, then entered the president's office as the director of the supervision bureau, and later was promoted to the director of the Federal Security Service. Putin also mentioned that some movies and books about spies really influenced his later choices:
Then it also discussed Gorbachev and the former Soviet Union, and Putin generously expressed his views:
The whole meeting was conducted by two people in an equal way, without verbal intrigue and mutual contempt. The purpose is to show a real Putin, a real Russia, which leads many Americans to accuse the director of deliberately pro-Russian behavior.
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