National day funny copywriting short sentences

1, National Day cancelled. Poverty calls me down and out, debt calls me in debt, and Northwest calls me to drink. I'm too busy.

2. Say the important things three times. Is it necessary to have three important days? Can we have a three-week holiday on National Day?

3. Help parents take care of their children during the National Day, and help boys from 18 to 23 for free.

4. Other people's National Day holidays: Yunnan, Guilin, Maldives. My National Day holiday: eight days and seven nights in the glory of the king.

5. I am a very planned person. Although I always don't make plans at work, I have planned how to play National Day.

6. My National Day arrangement is probably: seven-day bed tour package, with mobile phone, Wi-Fi and take-away.

7. My mother asked me why I didn't go out to play on National Day. Seriously, if I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

8. Will you come to see me on National Day? I will have food and shelter, go shopping and eat during the day, arrange discos at night, and call in advance when I come, so I can turn off my phone.

9. I don't want to work now, I just want to celebrate my motherland's birthday. It doesn't matter whether I have a holiday or not, mainly patriotism.

10, in order to prevent the National Day from spending money indiscriminately, I have spent all my money in advance, which is great. I'm innocent. I'm me. I think I'm angry