Bad gag (10)

What is a joke? A joke can be just a short sentence or a short story, which makes the speaker and communicator feel funny or have a sense of humor. What is "gag"? According to the Oxford English-Chinese Dictionary, gag originally refers to jokes, but with the changes of the times, its meaning has changed a little. At present, the definition of gag is generally called "cold joke". What is a "cold joke"? Literally, a cold joke refers to a joke that people tremble from the heart after listening to it. The reason is that a joke that should be funny is not funny because of the tone or expression of the performer, or because the joke itself is not funny because of the content problem. In daily life, the most convenient place for people to come into contact with cold jokes is the online forum. Here is a cold joke: on the last day of the end of the semester, Xiaoming went to the teacher and asked the teacher to give him extra points. The teacher said, "Why? Xiao Ming replied, "because my father said that if I failed in the exam, someone would be in trouble." I think teachers should think for themselves. Among the cold jokes, the worst gag is the best, the most ingenious, the highest and the most magical. What is a "bad gag" (bad joke)? The popular word "bad gag" that modern people talk about actually refers to "bad jokes". Bad jokes, or bad jokes, refer to jokes that can't make people laugh. Generally speaking, people who tell bad jokes want to make people laugh, but the result is not a burst of laughter, but a dead silence. Listeners who listen to these jokes usually have the following symptoms: "O" mouth (meaning the mouth is in the shape of the English letter "O" and the online symbol is "-o-"); "Sweat dripping wet" (refers to people's feelings, such as the feelings of people with sweat dripping patterns in animation, and the online symbol is "-_-""); Helpless; Look dull; Be speechless; Slow response; Or the brain is blank. Here is a bad gag (please use oral analysis). A Qin said, "Remember to turn on the light when reading at night. If not, you won't know the O frame. " ("Ignorance" originally refers to low light and darkness, but it also refers to the inability to understand the knowledge in textbooks. In addition, at present, people put bad gags, broken gags and pink gags. What is "fuck"? People often hear "fuck" gag, not gag, gag, gag or gag. Why? There are two reasons. First of all, the word "engage" has a beginning meaning, just like engaging in activities, engaging in relationships between men and women, engaging in sex, just like gagging, all need some sudden inspiration to "engage" it. Secondly, gag can be expressed not only in words, but also in other ways, such as words # or pictures. Therefore, we need to find a verb that can broadly describe the above different ways of conveying meaning to match the word "gag", and "engage" just meets the above conditions. What is a screw-up gag? Based on the above analysis, gag means that someone intentionally or unintentionally expresses a joke that he thinks is funny but not funny, which makes the listener extremely helpless. The condition of bad gag 1. Inspiration 2. Creativity 3. Expression ability 4. Oral ability 5. Courage/confidence. Know how to think of others. Besides, you need to practice frequently to gain experience, so that you can make worse jokes in the future. Bad gag procedure (the following usually applies to bad gag, and other ways to convey meaning are up to the reader) 1. A brainwave touched 2. Be creative. Say bad gags in a cadence voice (use facial expressions or body movements if necessary) 4. Waiting for the audience's reaction. If the audience is unknown so, please explain. 6. Finally, admit that you have a bad gag. And apologize to the audience for ruining the use of gag 1 Be creative. Make good use of time. Relieve stress. Change the surrounding atmosphere at that time. Try to make others feel helpless. (only for men) Pursue women.

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