Summer is coming! Watch a cold joke to cool off.

Summer is coming! Watch a cold joke to cool off.

1, Xiaoyu made up the exam three times and finally passed. The old fish looked at the paper with tears in his eyes and grabbed the small fish. Son, I feel relieved. ? The little fish blushed and said timidly, So? Shall I spray some cooking wine?

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Why are the fish in the deep sea so ugly? B: it's dark in the deep sea ~ no one can see anyone, so let's just grow up ~

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3. a:? Magpie, phoenix, peacock, who is suitable to be a waiter? b:？ I don't know? A:? The answer is peacock, because peacock can open bottles! ?

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4. Tang Yan? Wukong, can you become a piece of paper? Something soft and comfortable. ? Wukong:? Master, what's so difficult about this? Disciple 72 can change anything. ? Tang Priest:? Then change it for the teacher quickly. ? Wukong:? I dare ask the master why he is in such a hurry. ? Tang Priest:? Come on, monkey. I just ate the peach you picked for my teacher, and I have a little diarrhea. I can't hold it any longer. Come on, come on. ?

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