Write a joke or read a joke with a typo.

Foreigner Mike: I stayed in China for nearly three months, and I learned Chinese very well. Today, I went shopping alone without an interpreter! No problem! Certainly no problem!

Narrator: After a day of shopping, I went back to the hotel.

The foreigner said to the translator, "Jay Chou, you China people are so confident."

Jay Chou asked, "What's the matter?"

The foreigner said, "Every few streets I walk today, I can see some big names that say, China is good, China's business is good, China's agriculture is good, China's construction is good, China's traffic is good, and China's people are good."

Translator Jay Chou: Ha ha ha! Mike. You are wrong! China Bank, China Commercial Bank, China Agricultural Bank, China Construction Bank, China Communications Bank and China People's Bank.

Mike: Cover your mouth and keep your eyes open. You almost fainted!

(Mom) Chen Hetian loves reading, and sometimes he can't help but have a little knowledge. Although he mispronounced the words, he used them properly. For example, he described me as "Mom, you have a pair of eyes that know God". hahaha.

Homophonic joke: once there was a meeting in the village, because of the homonym, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.

One day, Xiao Wu visited Chen Xiao's house and happened to meet Xiao Chen. He was furious because his son had written wrong words in the copybook. So Xiao Wu quickly persuaded Xiao Chen to say, "It's always inevitable for children to write wrong words. Why are you so angry? " Xiao Chen told Xiao Wu, "He always writes his ancestors as inferior ancestors. Do you think I am angry? " ?

Write jokes with different characters

When a person writes carelessly, every word he writes.

One day, because my wife and brother were ill, I wanted to send a book greeting, but I was afraid to write another word. I asked the scholar in the village, "How to write uncle's handwriting?" 」

The scholar replied, "All the time, one day." "(old, short for uncle. )

The man wrote the word "Dan" under the word "day". Ask again, "How do you write eggplant? 」

The scholar replied, "Add a word to the cursive prefix." 」

This person mistakenly thought it was someone else's house and wrote the word "Meng". Ask again, "How to write the word eye?" 」

The scholar replied, "Next to the word eye, add a root word. 」

This man thinks "The Forest of Trees" is a big book.

If you send a letter to a big burden, don't eat it. If you eat it, I'm afraid it will hurt the roots of Da Dan.