Boyfriend says he is greedy for your body, how to reply humorously?

I'm covered in thorns, lest you choke me.

Boyfriend humorously replied that he lusted after your body:

1, I'm covered in thorns, afraid you'll choke me.

2, yes, but my meat is not so delicious, you must pay the price!

3. If you want to eat, it depends on your ability. With your courage, I am afraid that you will become a coward and will not come to my side.

4. Then you treat me like a dish.

Humor is a mixture of wisdom and strength, which makes people show a sincere smile (that is, to confirm that the pressure is relieved) or a polite smile.