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Life is so tired. Recently, I found that my good friends seldom contact each other, and suddenly I found it a little sad.
Miss strawberry has a breast.
20 14-06-26 1000 love story
Miss strawberry is very beautiful and lovely. She has two deep dimples when she smiles, and her eyes will narrow into a line when she smiles. Friends around me especially like to play with Miss Strawberry. Everyone thinks Miss Strawberry is a kind and lovely little beauty. Miss strawberry is naturally surrounded by suitors.
However, no one is perfect, and Miss Strawberry also has unknown disadvantages.
It's almost midnight. Miss Strawberry closed her small wooden door, sat in front of the dresser with a heavy heart, looked at the beautiful and delicate face in the mirror and began to sigh. Actually, Miss Strawberry has had blx since she was a child. Blx often brings her pain and makes her sad.
At this time, Miss Strawberry's tears slowly climbed up her beautiful and delicate face, and she began to sob uncontrollably.
Well, Mr. Winter Melon came to the orchard today. Who knew he was lost? He happened to meet Miss Strawberry and Miss Yangmei walking together, but Mr. Winter Melon only asked Miss Yangmei for directions, but he didn't ask Miss Strawberry for directions. Miss strawberry began to think, does Mr. Winter Melon think Miss Yangmei is more beautiful than himself? Did you accidentally have a problem with Mr. Winter Melon? Mr. Winter Melon did it on purpose? Thinking about it, Miss Strawberry began to worry that this step could not go on, so she had to say goodbye to Miss Yangmei in a hurry. Miss Yangmei looked surprised and gently asked Miss Strawberry if she was uncomfortable. Miss strawberry made up a lie and left in a hurry. On the way home, she began to think that Miss Yangmei's attitude just now was not very good. Is she angry? Does Miss Yangmei think she is unreliable? Thinking about it, Miss Strawberry suddenly felt that the weather today was really bad and just wanted to go home quickly.
Sister Pumpkin is Miss Strawberry's neighbor. She cooks pumpkin pie for Miss Strawberry every Friday. Today is Friday. Sister pumpkin should also make pumpkin pie, and then knock on Miss Strawberry's door at noon to deliver pumpkin pie to Miss Strawberry. But at noon, Miss Strawberry waited for a long time, but there was still no pumpkin sister. Is it because Sister Pumpkin doesn't like cleaning the yard? Does Sister Pumpkin dislike herself? Will you suddenly move out? Thinking about it, Miss Strawberry suddenly fidgeted. She quickly picked up the broom and cleaned the yard. She doesn't want her neighbors to start to dislike herself.
While cleaning the yard, Miss Strawberry's ex-boyfriend Mr. Blueberry happened to pass by on a bicycle and greeted Miss Strawberry with a smile. Ask Miss Strawberry how she's doing. Miss strawberry squeezed out a smile and said something nice. After greeting, Mr. Blueberry left by bike, and Miss Strawberry looked at Mr. Blueberry's back for a long time. He showed up at my door on purpose, didn't he? Give me a demonstration, right? I heard that he was having an affair with Miss Sang, and it was true. I can't wait to see my joke. ...
After an unhappy morning, Miss Strawberry went shopping with Aunt Bitter Melon in the afternoon. Aunt Bitter Melon likes Miss Strawberry very much, because she has a sweet mouth, looks beautiful and is cheerful every day. Inadvertently, Aunt Bitter Melon mentioned her son's study abroad and praised him for his good study and promising career. Miss strawberry's heart is pounding. Isn't it because Aunt Bitter Melon dislikes her low education? Aunt Bitter Melon, is this meant to show off and satirize me?
Miss Strawberry accepted the invitation of Aunt Bitter Melon with a big smile, and went to Aunt Bitter Melon's house for a delicious meal. It is getting late. On my way home, I passed by the Fruit School and saw my best friend, Litchi Girl, coming to me holding Miss Carambola's arm. I won't know until I ask. They are going to the movies. Miss strawberry refused the invitation to go to the movies together, saying that she was not feeling well and left. Hey, my best friend doesn't love me either, does he? I think of everything for her, but she doesn't think of me at all.
Today is really an unpleasant day for Miss Strawberry. It's midnight, and no one calls to care about her. She felt very lonely. Doesn't everyone love her? Does everyone dislike her? Thinking about it, miss strawberry feels more and more tired, her eyelids are getting heavier and heavier, and her heart is getting slower and slower. In this way, blx suddenly broke in the left ventricle. Miss strawberry didn't feel any pain. At that moment, she felt relieved.
At midnight, Miss Strawberry received five short messages.
The first girl is from Yangmei. "Honey, do you feel better? Do you want to go for a walk tomorrow morning? "
The second one is from Sister Pumpkin. "Good sister, today's pumpkin pie failed. I will give you my newly developed banana pie tomorrow. "
The third one is from Mr. Blueberry. "For so long, I still think you have an irreplaceable position in my heart. I'm really glad to see you today. Will you come out and talk tomorrow? "
The fourth one is from Aunt Bitter Melon. "My good girl, come to my house for dinner tomorrow night. My son is back. I want to introduce him to you. "
Article 5 comes from litchi girl. "Raspberry, I'll buy medicine to see you later. Don't sleep yet. "
However, Miss Strawberry will never see these "loves" again.
I think you are Miss Strawberry. Please don't hold on to that fragile box. After all, it is not reliable to speculate on other people's ideas. Love yourself and everyone around you. Don't be sad and don't think too much.
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