Begging for a cold joke in Guangdong

1. Xiaoming did his summer homework by himself, and the next day, he died. What's the solution?

Ans: I can't live because of my homework.

2. McDull bathed himself and estimated the name of a modern literary writer.

Ans: Zhu Ziqing

It is said that there was a famous brand store that offered a 10% discount before. A woman went left to sweep the goods and died left after buying Lebanon.

Hey, what's the point?

A: Death.

4. What is the most handsome button on the side of the keyboard?

A: F4

5. baa hair is the most common?

A: Normal.

6. Breast augmentation requires 10 thousand on both sides and only 3 thousand on one side. This is a four-word idiom.

Ans: twists and turns (classic ~ ~ learned ~ ~)

7. Can you learn anything from the wild?

A: The library.

There are 26 English letters in English. When e and t turn left, how many lowercase English letters will there be?

Ans: 2 1, because ET left in a UFO (this collapsed ~ ~ someone dug it, alien).

9.minna no tabo wears red lipstick and estimates a new English word.

Ans: direction (big red lips)

10. When six minus two equals zero.

A: When making six gei gestures.

1 1. Congratulations on getting rich and estimate the name of a country.

A: Belgium (Billy is)

12. Why are there Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world but there is no Xijing?

Ans: Because western classics are more left-handed than Tang Sanzang.

13. Amin and Ashan robbed the bank, but they escaped, but the D police didn't chase Amin when they chased the fruit. They are all chasing Yashan, so click.

What is the solution?

Ans: Because of the Himalayas (at least La 'a Mountain).

14. How to create a tense atmosphere with the same bench in the Sanduang District?

Answer: lamp stool

15. What sports does Hua know?

A: Skating (figure skating)

16. What sports does the eagle know?

A: Billiards (Eagle Billiards)

17. Why is lemon so afraid of oranges?

A: Because of "citrus lemon"

18. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei went to the cinema to see a movie. Later Zhao Yun came, but the tickets were sold out. Why did Zhao Yun finally go to the movies?

Ans: About Zhang Fei, Liu Bei and Zhao Yun. (Guan Yu and Zhang Fei stay with Zhao Yun. )

19. Why do people hate African monks so much?

Ans: black monk (annoying)

20. What are the surnames of most fat people in Hong Kong?

Ans: Go to hell.

2 1. Explain that both Ma Xiao and Xiaoya believe in Xiao He?

A: Amazon River (Amazonian River)

22. Apple juice tastes like apple, orange juice tastes like orange juice, and Yakult tastes like baa?

You have some left today.

23. Chickens, geese and ducks went to drink soda and bought three leftovers, but they didn't get enough points. What should we do?

A: Elegance (many geese)

24. Xiaoming crossed the road, and when the light was green, he finally killed Zuobi?

A: Because the green light suddenly turned red. (Zheng Rong-traffic lights)

25. Donggua produced in Guangdong, pumpkin produced in Guangnan, watermelon produced in Guangxi and Guang Bei?

I can't speak loudly.

26. Coffee cups play with glass and step on steel wires. Will the coffee cup fall left and left?

A: Because coffee cups are unstable.

27. Does your father tie the edge in winter?

A: Dream A ... Listen to the theme song of Dream A in Japanese (I don't understand. -)

28. Is it the 1980s when rice, oil and salt are abundant?

A: Oil ... not in the 1980s.

29. If the lion wants to walk four steps faster, the tiger wants to walk three steps faster and the wild wants to walk two steps faster?

A: The God of Wealth ... (from George Lam. Listen for yourself. )

30. Football is called Zu, volleyball is called Pai, basketball is called Lan, and judo is called Bae?

Judo is called "Christmas" ... because ... it's Christmas Day ~ ~ and Christmas Day ~ ~

3 1. Ape, waste paper and pencil, what can be used to connect these three things?

A: Ballpoint pen. (Ape pen and paper)

32. Mao Zedong asks for rain (guess a sport)

A: Badminton, (Yu Maoqiu)

33. What should I say to crab roe?

Ans: You are not good at playing the role of drying crabs ~