Wallace Huo tells cold jokes.

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Everyone seems to like the Humorous Quotations of Brother Hua published last time. This time I will make a complete collection for everyone to enjoy!

1 Interesting story of Brother Hua when he was a child

When Ge Hua was in the third grade, he was still very slow and didn't understand the relationship between boys and girls who liked each other. He remembered that a girl in the class kept staring at him. He was very angry and scolded the little girl. Do not look at me. As a result, the little girl's heart was broken, and her parents came to school to ask him why he called names. He said with great confidence; He keeps staring at me! Later, someone told me that the girl didn't stare at him unpleasantly, but liked him before looking at him.

2 Qianjin 100% publicity site

The host asked Ge Hua and Lin Weijun to play a game that can't say "you, me and him". They have played this game four times before. This is the fifth time.

Brother Hua; Wei Xiang still didn't say a word to Yang Fei.

Lin Weijun; What words?

Brother Hua; Wei Xiang loves you] so anxious that he even uses English. . . . . . .

Ge Hua and Angela Zhang took a big picture.

Angela Zhang; How can this picture make your head clearer than mine?

Brother Hua; Who told you to be so short! What is the connection between being short and being clear?

4 Shanghai fan meeting

Fans; You often eat in the XX Pavilion. I'll go next time.

Brother Hua; Don't go. I didn't drive it.

5 Emerald on the Roof Zhejiang Conference

The host asked Ge Hua to make a connection question and let Ge Hua choose an actress he had worked with as his wife.

Moderator; Why did you choose Cyndi Wang as your wife?

Brother Hua; Because I don't know her very well. Choosing an unfamiliar wife is afraid of gossiping, hehe 1.

6 Shanghai fan meeting

Moderator; What is the relationship with rouge snow, China and Fan Bingbing?

Brother Hua; No, but she is a good actress.

Moderator; Why not?

Brother Hua; It was too hot when filming. What is the relationship between hot weather and familiarity?

7 Xiansan Hangzhou publicizes and guesses the names of the characters in the play.

Tang Yan pointed to the sky, alluding to Jing Tian.

Brother Hua; Magic statue?

Moderator; Wrong.

Brother Hua; Oh, I see. This is a lightning rod.

Laughing at the scene, does Xiansan have the role of lightning rod?

8 Yahoo chat room

Moderator; Are there any plans to release an album now?

Brother Hua; It's KTV now. laugh

This explanation can only be said by Brother Hua. . . . . . . . . .

9 sweet potato chat room

Moderator; Some netizens asked, do you know there is a Jianhua Bank?

Brother Hua; Yes, I have.

It's cold. . . . . . . . . .

10 sweet potato chat room

Moderator: Recently, Ambrose and Lin Weijun had intimate behavior in the car. What do you think of them?

Brother Hua: I also bought a new car recently, the red one. But I never wanted to be with my girlfriend. . . . . .

Change the subject, awesome!

1 1 The kissing scene between Ge Hua and Ye Anting on the set of "Beautiful Women".

Brother Hua: I was very nervous when I kissed for the first time. I felt that Ye Anting's mouth was oily.

Ye Anting: You don't know what lip balm is?

Brother Hua: Oh, I thought you just finished eating. {Seriously}

The heroine is embarrassed!

12 Taipei fan meeting

Hua Ge: [I most hope to cooperate with Shu Qi and Sun Li, and now my wish has come true. ]

Compere: envy, you are really lucky.

Brother Hua; Maybe I went to say goodbye and laugh. . . . . . . . . .

Bye-bye means worshipping bodhisattva.

13: A Prune Shooting Live Interview

Reporter; How to treat the recent outbreak of hidden rules of entertainment actresses?

Brother Hua; I don't know. I haven't seen it. I am a man. Can't sneak up on me?

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14 love of the wounded city shooting scene

Finally, in the hospital, the most interesting thing is what Wallace Huo said when he was lying on the emergency bed: because he had to shoot his rescue scene, the camera had to shoot his face, so he had to find a fixed place. Later, the camera was only placed between his legs. He crossed his legs and said, "Attention, everyone, he said," Is it necessary to have an abortion? Next to Qin Lan, the person who laughs for the first time turns his belly upside down. This is of course a metaphor!