Humorous joke: laugh every day.

Humorous joke: Laugh happily every day. Life is always bittersweet. Sometimes we are wronged. If we are unhappy, we should try our best to make ourselves happy. If others are unhappy, we can also tell some jokes to encourage others, and sometimes we can watch some humorous jokes and laugh happily every day.

Humorous joke: smile every day 1 1. My cousin once went to the bank to deposit money and saved 500 yuan.

A few days later, because it was urgent.

He ran to the bank to withdraw money, but only got it to 490 yuan. 10 yuan disappeared.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Isn't it just saving money? Why did the money decrease instead of increase 10 yuan?

If I knew, I would put it in my pocket.

In the fifth grade of primary school, there is a math teacher in her fifties in her class. He is very strict and likes to cross his legs and smoke after class. One day in self-study, a math teacher in his fifties sat on the podium and became addicted to smoking. He took out his cigarette, smoked twice, vomited twice, looked around and found something was wrong.

The math teacher walked slowly down the platform, put out his cigarette, looked around and found two students smoking.

"If you haven't learned well since childhood, learn to smoke." The math teacher said.

"Teacher, you smoke on the podium every day, and we all read and didn't learn." Two students said.

Humorous joke: smile every day 2 1. Once, there was a thief at home.

I shouted, "Stop the thief! Catch a thief! "

I tried my best to chase, but my legs couldn't run, but my mouth was open but I couldn't shout. Finally, I broke out in a sweat. I sat up in bed, only to find that ...

the fact proves (that) ...

I had a dream.

I'm sorry/sorry/I feel bad/I can't wake myself up. ...

There is a clown who likes the stage very much. So he chose a job as an actor. However, after working for a period of time. The clown found that he was wrong. He is unhappy and can't bring happiness to others.

afterwards ...

The clown kept talking, made himself a joke and left the stage.

This story tells us, don't treat yourself as a clown, and don't treat others as jokes!

3, carp and tortoise to get a marriage certificate. The clerk asked how old the tortoise was, and the tortoise said: 100. The clerk said regretfully, I'm sorry, according to your family rules, you are underage and are not allowed to get married.

4. A couple came to the wishing pool. The husband bent down, made a wish and threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was surprised, then smiled and said to himself, "What a fucking spirit!" "

A couple are fishing by the river. The lady always quarreled, and after a while the fish took the bait. The lady said, this fish is really poor. The husband said, yes, just shut up.