More than two jokes about Mandarin. The more the better! ! )

I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even have to be friends. But I can't control my feelings.

Courage says to you: You are a pig.

A young couple, half asleep and half awake in the morning, exclaimed: Husband is back. When Dave heard this, he immediately grabbed his underwear and jumped out of the window.

A pair of twins, breast-feeding together, did not have enough to eat, so they smeared poison on their fucking rice and killed each other. Who died the next day?

Is it? The father of the child.

A woman asked the farmer, "Why is mad cow disease prevalent now?" The farmer said, "If you were milked four times a day and only had sex once a year, would you like it?"?

Not crazy! "

A farmer asked a veterinarian to raise pigs, and the veterinarian said, it is necessary to raise pigs artificially. The farmer walked around the pig and said, yes, yes, I'm afraid it will bite me.