What children's jokes are there?

1. Dad asked his son, "If the car is made of chocolate, which part would you like to eat first?"

Son: "wheels, so the car can't drive."

There is a six-year-old daughter at home. One day, she had a quarrel with her mother and turned to her grandparents. Look at you two, how can you find a daughter-in-law for your son and bully me all day!

3. I quarreled with my wife in the evening. The daughter who was watching Journey to the West couldn't bear it. She turned and said, "If you two really can't do it, break up and divide your luggage!" Tired of it! "

4. A little girl is playing in the park. She saw a pregnant woman with a big belly, so she went over and asked, Aunt, what's in your belly? The pregnant woman replied: It's my child. The little girl asked again: Do you love your baby? Of course, the pregnant woman replied. Then why did you eat him? ! The little girl scolded loudly.

The little bee said, "Mom, Mom, I want to marry a mosquito when I grow up". Mother asked, "Why?" . The little bee said, "Because mosquitoes sing beautifully, everyone applauds when you see him sing!" " "