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Is it a wonderful and bloody story? You asked me where I heard this story. In fact, this story was written by Mo Bosang. The name of the story is Bedside Agreement, and the protagonists are Duke and Duchess of Scherul.
So is Mrs. Sheryl willing to get back together with her husband? What kind of agreement did they reach? You can use your imagination first and see if you can compete with Mr. Mo Bosang. However, Mo Bosang didn't make up the story entirely by imagination. In the upper class at that time, such absurd things should be everywhere.
The greatest feature of this novel is the dialogue throughout. When the couple came back from dinner, the husband looked at his radiant and proud wife and hesitated to say something, but finally he spoke. Obviously, I want to blame my wife. Why does it look a little wrong? He even said, "If … if … if I have the right … I will be angry."
Keep reading with such suspense. The wife's answer is disdainful, confident and even polite. Did they quarrel? No. The husband tried to argue, but he was always sharply refuted by his wife. So, in the dialogue between husband and wife, we saw a despicable husband:
I think, if this story is rehearsed into a play, how should the actors deal with Mrs. Sheryl's tone? She didn't reprimand sharply, nor did she complain tearfully. She doesn't care whether her husband really changed his mind. Those words are a joke, and how much disappointment and humiliation is there in this joke? On the surface, it is calm, but inside, it must be rough. It is not easy to play this role well.
What did the husband say?
"But for a month or two, you have taken a jealous way of your husband. What does this mean? " In the husband's view, it is natural for him to find a lover, and if a wife has a lover, she is jealous of herself.
"You are so rude tonight. I have never seen anyone like you. " After being sharply satirized by his wife, the husband is still a little depressed and unreasonable.
"I just want to stop making jokes. I don't want to be the laughing stock of others. Moreover, if I see that gentleman near you again, or talk secretly ... and then ... "Mr. Sherule never thought that his actions would cause any harm to his wife, but only cared about his face. But how dare he? He went on to say, "I ... I'm going to pull his ear." Isn't it comic? My heart is broken anyway.
The husband said, "I know I was wrong. I have regained my deep affection for you. Really strong. "
What did the wife say? She put forward: "I am your wife, which is the most true, but I am a free wife." If you want my preferential treatment and care, we must sign a new contract. "
What kind of contract is this?
The wife calculated an account for her husband. Husbands spend an average of 5,000 francs a month on mistresses. As for himself, the husband said, "You are a thousand times better than them." So the wife said, "My friend, give me five thousand francs at once, and I will be your wife in a month, starting tonight."
The husband is a little angry: "It's an idiot to pay his lawful wife."
The wife is tit for tat: "Isn't it more shameful to have a legal wife at home and go out to spend money to buy a slut?"
The end result is that the husband compromised.
This is the end of the story.
This is a novel in form, and the whole dialogue shows Mo Bosang's superb writing skills. Without an expressionless description, the two looked as if they were in front of them; There is no description of the actions, but you can imagine their every behavior in your mind. In the dialogue, Mo Bosang gave the readers great imagination, but at the same time, he also told us all the bad feelings between them.
The image of the Scheruhr couple has also been vividly displayed in the dialogue. Mrs Cheryl should be an awakened female image. In the face of her husband's infidelity, she did not submit to it, nor did she follow her husband's advice to find a lover. She's dead to him. However, when her husband asked for reconciliation, she did not get carried away and burst into tears of joy, but humbly and even unexpectedly proposed this "bedside agreement." How to beat a humiliated woman? In the battle of wits, she defended her dignity, and her husband, in front of her, was like a clown.
This is the story of19th century. Nowadays, women naturally have more ways to protect their marriage and maintain their dignity. But while enjoying the story, why not get some inspiration!
If this novel is made into a sketch, it will have a comedy effect and test the actor's skill. I still want to thank Mo Bosang for providing us with such a good story to chew and taste.
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