Every fat man deserves to be gentle.

Every fat man is a man with a conscience, and every fat man deserves to be treated gently.

This is by no means an expression.

Think about it, he doesn't even want to live up to what he eats, let alone the people around him. So if you have a chubby friend, you can rest assured and give him your heart. He is fleshy and soft, and will never hurt him.

Shopping with fat friends is the most pleasant thing. It's cold, he can block more wind for you; It's hot, he can cover the sun for you; Don't be afraid even if you meet a punk. He will rush to the front and shout "What? Don't want to live? Dare to bully my buddy? I will sit on your ass and die! " You don't even have to light your weapon, you can scare the shit out of gangsters. You should believe that he is the one who can really "cover" you.

You will be happier if you eat with a fat man. You can put things you don't like in his bowl. Because fat people are generally not picky about food and can't afford to waste food. Especially your cooking, he can eat the best taste. Look at how delicious he eats, and you will think that your cooking is particularly good. Even if you cook stool legs, you will feel that you are making braised pig's trotters, which is particularly fulfilling. So when you cook, be sure to invite the fat man to eat with you, and make you feel like a Michelin chef.

You can also climb the mountain with the fat man, even if you can't climb it. When you come back, you can take a photo with your friends and proudly say "Today I am shoulder to shoulder with the mountain" in the circle of friends! This is not nonsense, because your fat friend is a mountain in itself.

Of course, you can also swim with the fat man and swim with him. You always feel safe. He usually takes n swimming rings, although his swimming rings may be useless. But talk is better than nothing. And once he jumps in, the water left in the pool will not drown the dead, making him feel more secure.

And the biggest advantage of being with fat people is that you don't have to worry about being ugly anymore. Because fat people can hide your ugliness and cover up your ugliness. This is the so-called one fat covers all the ugliness. When you walk with a fat man, people generally don't care how ugly you are, only how fat he is around you. You can't help but cherish such a gun blocking expert.

But this is not the case in real life. Many people like to laugh at their fat friends. A few days ago, my friend drove to pick me up for dinner. As soon as I sat on it, her heart broke.

"Murphy, how long have I been? This guy, our car was fooled as soon as you came up. Should I go down and look at the tires? Stop flattening them! I brought them two bags of cement yesterday, but they didn't bring any! Not to say that women are made of water, men are made of mud, and you are made of cement ... "

The two foxes in the car are still running.

"Xiao Si, forget the car. As soon as Morphy came up, the car became a Boeing 797. " Morphy and Dream of Flying! You can fly in your dreams! "

"Slice! You talk nonsense! Look, look, "my hand reached here and pinched my big fat face. "I still dream of flying. So much meat is so heavy, can I fly? "

"What? Did I offend you by getting fat? Eat your meal? What's wrong with being fat? Is obesity a crime in the world? "

I am anxious, too!

"Look, be nasty? What's the hurry! "

They're cajoling again.

"We envy you! You said you were sitting for two and we were sitting for one. It's more valuable for you to go back by carriage! "

"Don't be angry, I'll hug our little grievances!"

The one near me came to hug me and whispered a word in my face. I can't wait to crush her.

"Let me see if I can get it?"

Say that finish a few little bitch bump all laughed. One solemnly asked, "No way, how much did you weigh when you were lightest?"

"Almost like you, no ten pounds!" I don't feel so good.

Dazed, they laughed and almost didn't drive into the ditch.

Alas! I want to grow up healthily and happily under such a cruel blow. How good my psychological quality is! I admire myself sometimes.

Under normal circumstances, my friends and I can get along well, partly because of my inner strength, "broad-minded, fat"! My heart always feels wider than my body. On the other hand, it is also true that they can find all kinds of benefits of having a fat friend. Although they sometimes have bad mouths.

For example, just now, a desperate man called me and asked me,

"Murphy, if you could choose one of Jin Yong's martial arts novels, which one would you choose?"

All of a sudden, all kinds of magical powers came to my mind, such as "star-sucking Dafa", "Jiuyin Zhenjing", "Jiuyang Magic Hand" and "Lingbo Micro Step".

I was just about to say that I prefer "ice palm". I can use this magical power to make all kinds of ice cream in an instant. As a result, I have chosen it for me over there.

"no! I guess you like' Gankun big move' best! "

I'm at a loss. I was just about to ask why.

"So you can transfer your most loyal fat to others!"

Zheng, I understood, and suddenly the fire emit three zhangs, just want to start my samadhi fire, roast wine meat! There just smiled and hung up the phone.

Look, how nice it is to have a fat friend! Of course, the premise is that you have to be thin! If you are not thin, you will become a fat friend of others. Like me, you can only listen to other people's wisecracks. And I can't tell you how to lose weight. I really can't tell you! Because I have to slim down before I can say it.