Who says programmers have no sense of humor?

haha, programmers are also very humorous:

. My wife calls her husband who is a programmer: buy ten steamed buns on the way after work. If you see a watermelon seller, buy one. That night, my husband came into the house with a steamed stuffed bun in his hand. The wife said angrily, why do you only buy one steamed stuffed bun? ! The husband was very scared and murmured, because I really saw the watermelon seller.

1. A programmer went to an interview, and the interviewer asked, "You have only graduated for two years. How did you get these three years of work experience?" ！” The programmer replied, "overtime."

2. A programmer was very interested in calligraphy and decided to make some achievements in this field after retirement. So I spent a lot of money to buy the first-class Four Treasures of the Study. One day, after a meal, I suddenly became cheerful, polished my paper, and ordered good sandalwood, which was quite Wang Xizhi's style and Yan Zhenqing's imposing manner. After a moment of meditation, I splashed ink and wrote a line solemnly: hello world.