Tell a joke. If it is good, adopt it. Don't be too old.

A woman called and forgot her money. Master, I have no money, but what can I do? The driver was speechless. The woman said, can you do it? The driver has no choice but to do so. But what can I do? Yes, do it with your toes. Stop the car and get off. Three days later, the driver's toe itched, and the doctor said that your toe had syphilis. Oh, how is that possible? Misdiagnosis, doctor. The doctor said, it's true, and you are absolutely funny. A woman came this morning, and she still has athlete's foot under her.