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Tang Bohu and the thread through the intestines.

Yes, it's bold to teach seven or eight children, three masters and two plums in one township, but not understand the four books, five classics and six classics. Tang Bohu: Ten rooms, nine poor families, I got 827 yuan and 654 cents, but I was half-hearted, first-class. Yes, go through the intestines: wow! The picture is so neat, the dragon doesn't sing, the tiger doesn't bark, and the little boy is ridiculous. Tang Bohu: On the chessboard, the car has no wheels and the horse has no food. Tell the general to be careful. Master Hua: Yes, yes, that's right! Straight through the heart: Ying Ying Hong is harmonious everywhere.

Tang Bohu: Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, leaves and so on. Master Hua: Hua 'an is really good! Huang Ning: Come out and shoot him! To wear intestines: ten thoughts, homesickness for the country. Tang Bohu: Eight eyes * * *, flowers, moon and Chou-heung. Yes, I am awesome, showing my courage. Tang Bohu: You are a dirty bitch, showing half your penis. Yes, through the intestines: your family will plant trees horizontally. Tang Bohu: Your bathtub is mixed with fish. The fish is cooked in my stomach. Tang Bohu: Your mother will cook for you.

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"Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang" is a comedy film produced by Yongsheng Film Production Co., Ltd., directed by Stephen Chow and Li Lichi, and starring Stephen Chow, Gong Li and Cheng Peipei.

The film tells the story of Tang Bohu, a talented person in the south of the Yangtze River, who fell in love with Chou-heung, the maid of China Palace at first sight. With the help of the boatman, he used his strategy to sneak into Washington. After some twists and turns, Tang Bohu finally married Chou-heung. The film was released in Hong Kong, China on July 1993, and became the annual box office champion of 1993 Hong Kong film with a box office of HK$ 40170,000.

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Tang Bohu, a talented scholar in the south of the Yangtze River, is talented, handsome, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and excellent in poetry and painting, ranking first among the four talented scholars in the south of the Yangtze River. He is accompanied by eight beautiful cousins. Although they live under the same roof, they can't contact each other. One day, someone came to report that Ning Di was plotting to rebel and asked his mother to send someone. Who knows, people actually invited a physician to treat Tang Bohu.

When he felt the pulse, Tang Bohu quickly mobilized his internal force to change his pulse condition. The physician was frightened after reading it and asked Tang to prepare for the funeral. Tang's mother flew into a rage when she revealed the secret of martial arts. Therefore, Tang Bohu was puzzled. Tang's mother told him that if Tang's two enemies, the deadly scholar and Tang's lover Hua Shanxia, found out that he was a descendant of the overlord gun, they would be killed.

Tang Bohu decided to leave home for a few days and invited three other talented scholars from Jiangnan to travel together. On the way, I met Mrs. Hua and her maid, and waited until the temple was filled with incense. Tang Bohu fell in love with Chou-heung at first sight. With the help of the boatman, he managed to sneak into Washington to get close to Chou-heung. When Tang Bohu confessed to Chou-heung, Chou-heung's poems of Tang Yin fell to the ground.

Mrs Hua defeated the Four Thieves and was furious when she found Tang Yin's poems. In order to solve Chou-heung's difficulties, Tang Bohu lied that he didn't forget to take his poems and take revenge on Tang. Mrs. Hua was very angry and agreed to be a bookboy in Washington and named Hua' an. From then on, Tang Bohu was free to go in and out of Washington and get closer to Chou-heung.

Huang Ning led touts and desperate scholars to Washington with a large group of people, claiming to learn poetry and painting from Master Hua and bringing Tang Bohu's original works. Today, Master Hua and Huang Ning have an inevitable dispute in North Korea. When Huang Ning and others seized the opportunity to make trouble, Tang Bohu turned the corner with his skills. According to Hua 'an's martial arts and poetic and painting skills, Mrs. Hua concluded that he was. She promised Hua 'an to tell her true identity and betrothed Chou-heung to him. Unexpectedly, Mrs. Hua turned on the spot and poisoned the ginseng tea.

Chou-heung stole many antidotes to save Tang Bohu. Just then, a deadly scholar came to the government and threatened to drive Mrs. Hua away. At a critical juncture, Tang Bohu used the overlord gun to get rid of the deadly scholar. The surviving Mrs. Hua promised to give Chou-heung in return. After many twists and turns, Tang Bohu finally married his beloved Chou-heung.

Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia-"Tang Bohu Dianchouxiang"