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100 points reward Xian 4 all the words about Yun Tianqing.
One: Qingluan Peak (Old)
Yun Tianhe: Drink! -Drink it! -Drink it!
Yun Tianhe: Drink! -Drink it! -Drink it!
Yun Tianhe: Yo-ho ~ 300 beats over!
Yun Tianhe: ... huh Where's Dad?
Yun Tianhe: Dad. ...
Yun Tianqing: ... Jade, look at this sea of clouds and fog. It's really beautiful. It's just that without you, even if there are thousands of beautiful scenery in Qian Qian, it's boring.
Yun Tianqing: Hehe, I just realized this truth these days. Now that my time is up, I feel much more comfortable. When I die, I will be buried with you in Shixian Cave.
Yun Tianqing: Xi Shidong ... insight into the world ... hahaha, how many people in this world can really do it? It is not easy to have a clear conscience. ...
Yun Tianqing: ..............................................................................................................................................................................
Yun Tianhe: I'm done.
Yun Tianqing: Good boy, why don't you learn? Learn to peek and eavesdrop! Are you as deaf as those rabbits you hunted when you became a father?
Yun Tianhe: No, Dad! Baby, the baby is hungry and wants to invite you to dinner.
Yun Tianqing: Eat! You wild child, what will you think besides eating, sleeping and playing?
Yun Tianhe: Hehe, Dad ~
Yun Tianqing: Forget it. I have something else to tell you today. You should remember everything dad said, okay?
Yun Tianhe: ... Hmm!
Yun Tianqing: One day, when my father dies, I will be buried with your mother in the cave at dawn ...?
Yun Tianqing: I've arranged everything. There is a mechanical device in the hole. Ordinary people can't trespass, and you don't have to worry. If you want to be filial, just give me a memorial tablet sooner or later. As for your mother ... she hasn't been given a memorial tablet for many years. That's what she meant. Let's not violate it.
Yun Tianqing: ... what Look at your bitter face.
Yun Tianhe: Dad, the baby doesn't want you to go ... There's only one baby left, no one to play with!
Yun Tianqing: .......
Yun Tianqing: ... Son, daddy will stay with your mother. Besides, don't you have a good time jumping up and down all day?
Yun Tianqing: Remember! Dad taught you fencing, and you practiced it well enough to protect yourself. How can my son in Yuntianqing be bullied?
Yun Tianhe: Dad, I am. ...
Yun Tianqing: It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Remember that you are still young, and you will understand one day.
Yun Tianhe: Yes, Dad.
Yun Tianqing: ... Good boy ...
Yun Tianqing: Jade, jade, if I leave, the only thing I can't worry about is Tianhe. Over the years, I never let him go down the mountain, and I don't know if it's right or wrong to do so. ...
Yun Tianqing: Jade, you told me that life and death are in your hands, and change is in your heart. The earth cannot be buried and the sky cannot be destroyed. This is because my life is in me, not in the sky. Did you anticipate today's situation?
Yun Tianqing: ... Well, Tianhe's life is in my own hands. It's no use worrying about it any more. ...
Two: Ghost World-Mirror Platform for Runner-up
Yun Tianhe: ... What a big mirror. Just call dad here and he will appear?
Han Lingsha: I'm not yelling! I really miss it, but I don't know if it's useful, so I have to give it a try.
Yun Tianhe: (... Dad, baby, baby has a lot to say to you. If you can hear me, come and meet the baby! )
Han Lingsha: (... Uncle, I miss you so much. Can you meet Ling Sha? ……)
Yun Tianhe: ... it seems ... nothing. ...
Han Lingsha: Maybe ... They are all reborn. ...
Murong Ziying: ... I think there seems to be another exit over there. Why don't we have a look?
Yun Tianhe: ... OK.
Yun Tianhe: (... Is Dad really reincarnated? Or is he angry that I broke the grave, so he doesn't want to see me? )
: wild children? ! Is that you? !
Yun Tianhe: ... !
Yun Tianhe: Dad! ! Is it really dad? !
Yun Tianhe: Baby, I miss you so much! !
Yun Tianqing: You boy! Why are you here? Didn't you ... Yes-
Yun Tianhe: Dad, the child is not dead yet ... just because of something, he came to the ghost world and returned to the dead world.
Yun Tianqing: What? You boy, you are here to play in the ghost world! This is not the place where you come and leave!
Yun Tianhe: Dad. ...
Yun Tianqing: What? I haven't seen you for several years. The wild children have grown so big, and they seem to have more troubles, and they don't look as fearless as before ~
Yun Tianhe: Dad. ...
Yun Tianqing: You! What the hell are you doing here? ! Stop saying that I left!
Yun Tianhe: Dad, don't go! Son, I have many things to ask you!
Yun Tianhe: You and Mom ... Why did you leave Qionghua School in the first place? Brother, no, Xiao Xuan, he was frozen in the forbidden area 19 years?
Yun Tianqing: ... Sure enough, I knew your presence was bad for me. Memories of a long time ago have been dug up.
Yun Tianhe: Dad, tell the baby!
Yun Tianqing: Tell me first, how do you know these things?
Yun Tianhe: ... Boy ... So? ...............
Han Lingsha: Ouch! Let me tell you something.
Han Lingsha: It's all my fault. I thought my predecessor was the legendary sword fairy, and there must be some secret of immortality in the tomb. So I broke into my predecessor's grave, and Tianhe chased me to stop me. But the grave collapsed. He was afraid that his predecessor would blame him and wanted to know what had happened to him before, so he went down the mountain. ...
Han Lingsha: A lot of things happened afterwards. We joined the Qionghua School in Kunlun and got to know Xiao Xuan who was kept in the forbidden area. ...
Yun Tianqing: How did this happen? ! You boy, you will get into trouble! You collapsed the grave ... Besides, I didn't want you to cultivate immortality, so you went to Qionghua School! What a slap in the face!
Yun Tianhe: Dad ... you can hit the child at will, but can you tell the child why you and your mother are fighting? ...
Yun Tianqing: Knowing this may not be good for you, but if you really want to know, Dad will still say, after all, you have grown up, and I can't treat you like a child forever.
Yun Tianhe: ... Boy, you want to know!
Yun Tianqing: ... Do you know why I wasn't born again?
Yun Tianqing: Because ... I'm ashamed of my brother, so I'm waiting for him in the underworld. I won't leave until he comes. I want to say sorry to him in person.
Yun Tianhe: .......
Yun Tianqing: Ha, what is your painful expression? Do you really think your mother and I are heinous people?
Yun Tianhe: Me. ...
Yun Tianqing: I'm telling you, we did lose our brother's life ... even if we didn't see it with our own eyes later, I know that his life was worse than death ... but your mother and I never lost his friendship.
Yun Tianhe: I don't understand. ...
Yun Tianqing: Since you know Senior Brother, you also know about Qionghua Sect practicing double swords, right?
Yun Tianqing: If you want to soar to immortality, you must have strong spiritual strength and practice for a hundred years, but what you get is nothing more than you. You might as well net the demon world and get spiritual power from them ... At that time, many sects thought it was a wonderful way.
Yun Tianqing: But will the underworld listen? As a result, the two sides fought, and the scene was very tragic. ...
Yun Tianqing: I still feel chilling when I think about it ... Although I don't hate demons and I don't like them, I can't stand it. My eternal life must be at the expense of the lives of other creatures. ...
Murong Ziying: …
Yun Tianqing: Those days were like purgatory. Many disciples killed demons, even young children ... Qionghua Sect suffered heavy casualties, and even the leader was killed. Although the Lord of the underworld no longer appears, who can resist it when it reappears?
Yun Tianqing: Gradually, there are different views among sects. One faction advocates continuing to fight, and the other advocates letting the underworld go to reduce their own casualties.
Yun Tianqing: I think if we continue to fight, it will only bring endless pain, whether it is human or demon ... It is like a nightmare to see other disciples who started together die one after another and become cold bones. ...
Yun Tianqing: As I expected, Yuyu doesn't want to use Uncle Wang's sword any more. Although the elders will consider her words, they are only stalling for time and want her to continue to tie the underworld and Xiao Xuan together.
Yun Tianqing: There is another person ... who is closest to us, but it is totally different from what we thought.
Yun Tianhe: That man ... is ... Xiao Xuan?
Yun Tianqing: Not bad. Brother, he knows exactly what he wants and will never give up halfway. Jed and I tried to convince him, but he cursed the kindness of this woman. ...
Yun Tianqing: Zhang Yu was heartbroken when she was scolded by people who admired her selfishly. At this time, a disciple called me a traitor because he saw that I saved a little demon who was seriously injured.
Han Lingsha: ...
Yun Tianqing: Jade and I had no idea. Even if the demon world is a spent force, it will definitely fight endlessly. The only thing that can stop this war is that we can escape down the mountain with Wang Shujian, thus the dream of Qionghua Sect's ascension to immortality will be dashed.
Yun Tianqing: We escaped from the sect at night ... You know what happened afterwards. Without the support of harmony, jade was gradually attacked by cold current. I helped her resist the cold, but it was just a drop in the bucket. ...
Yun Tianqing: I won't give up, looking for the legendary purple que of Yin and Yang among the peaks of Huangshan Mountain-
Han Lingsha: Ah! Yin and yang purple que!
Yun Tianqing: Girl, so you know the treasure. Rare! When I was a teenager, I traveled the Jianghu and heard of many rare treasures, among which the Purple Que of Yin and Yang was one.
Yun Tianqing: There was no other way. I thought of using the half "Yang" of Yin and Yang to suppress the cold of jade. ...
Yun Tianhe: Dad, what happened? Did you find it?
Yun Tianqing: ... I've looked almost all over Huangshan. I finally found the "Yang" part and gave it to Jed. Her health has really improved. We thought it would be all right ... before long, we became relatives and settled in Qingluan Peak of Huangshan Mountain. ...
Yun Tianqing: But ... it still won't work. Jed's health is good and bad. She died soon after giving birth to you. But strangely, we are worried that you will catch a cold first, but you are very healthy. ...
Yun Tianqing: Because I used to exorcise jade and jade, I was bitten by the cold, so I came back in a few years, alas ~
Yun Tianqing: That's all. Some things are very serious, but not serious, it depends on what you think.
Yun Tianhe: Hmm. ...
Yun Tianqing: Tianhe, are you not feeling well now? Are you afraid of the cold?
Yun Tianhe: Everything is fine, not like mom and dad. ...
Yun Tianqing: Great. Even if you seemed to have nothing when you were a child, I was still worried.
Han Lingsha: Senior, you said, you said Tianhe's mother loves Xiao Xuan, so she. ...
Yun Tianqing: ... I know what you want to ask ... However, in her heart, does Yu really love someone or really blame someone, even if only she knows? ...
Yun Tianqing: At least, when she first entered the teacher's school, she didn't care about me at all, only Xiao Xuan's brother. ...
Yun Tianqing: My brother and I met Yu for the first time in Jianwuping that day ... I will never forget her appearance. She is as beautiful as the phoenix flower behind the mountain. Although her eyes were cold and weak, they were full of Ming Che's wisdom. ...
Yun Tianqing: Although Yuyu and I are both people who don't believe in fate, in retrospect, maybe from that moment on, something between us can't be changed. ...
Yun Tianhe: Dad. ...
Yun Tianqing: Jade's temperament is soft on the outside and firm on the inside, plus Wang Shujian's accomplishment. She exposed herself to the cold, and her temperament was quite decisive. She was very sad when her brother broke up with her. She will marry me in the future, and she will never mention the word "Xiao Xuan" until her death.
Yun Tianqing: But I know that Yu has never forgotten that person ... A few days before her death, she was attacked by ice and cold, and her demons were deeply rooted. Her six parents denied her, but she suddenly woke up for a moment and only asked for one thing, that is, to put Lingguang Zaoyu beside her as a funerary object.
Yun Tianqing: I know there are only two pieces of Lingguang algae jade in the world, which are the keys to open the forbidden area of Qionghua Sect. It means a lot to her that she and her brother each hold a piece when practicing double swords in the forbidden area. ...
Yun Tianhe: ... well, won't it make mom sad to take the jade out of the grave?
Yun Tianqing: It's okay. Jade has been reborn and will never be sad for anyone again.
Yun Tianhe: ... Why? Isn't mother waiting for Xiao Xuan like you?
Yun Tianqing: ... Jade once told me that she lived too tired and spent too much effort in this life. If she dies, she will be reborn soon, let everything start again and forget all the joys and sorrows in this life. She is a person of her word. She has entered the reincarnation. ...
Yun Tianhe: …
Murong Ziying: Elder Yun ... You just said that you once saved a little demon, but do you mean Liu?
Yun Tianqing: Yes, do you ... know Li Er?
Murong Ziying: She's a demon! ? But why is she? ...
Yun Tianqing: Ha, boy, you are really boring. You can tell at a glance that it was taught by Qionghua School! What kind of people and demons? Is it necessary to make such a clear distinction?
Murong Ziying: Senior. ...
Yun Tianqing: Look at this ghost world. Once you die, you are all ghosts, regardless of people and ghosts. Maybe you are a human being in this life and a demon in the next. Isn't it ridiculous that you have been insisting? !
Murong Ziying: ... This life is a person, and the afterlife is a demon. ...
Yun Tianqing: Boy, you have to walk slowly. You'd better think clearly!
Murong Ziying: .......
Han Lingsha: (I am a human being in this life and a demon in the next life ...)
Han Lingsha: (Ziying ... He must be very sad, right? For many years, the well-known concept in Qionghua School, unexpectedly … unexpectedly became nothing one day …)
Yun Tianqing: Tianhe, tell dad, how do you know Li Er?
Yun Tianhe: I met her in Shouyang. Later, we went to Qionghua School together, but … when the demon world came, she jumped into that entrance and disappeared …
Yun Tianqing: ... Demons are smarter than people. Maybe she has regained her memory. ...
Yun Tianqing: No! ! Without double swords and nets, how can Li Caner return to the underworld? ! Even if Wang Shujian returns to Qionghua School, they won't use it unless the sword wakes up!
Yun Tianhe: Dad?
Yun Tianqing: Impossible, this is impossible, unless someone, like Yu. ...
Yun Tianqing: Girl, you! !
Yun Tianhe: Dad! ——
Ya: Let's go! Let's go.
Yun Tianhe: What? !
Wind: The temple of impermanence temporarily eliminates the spiritual power of the wheel mirror. They found you!
Yun Tianhe: Then my dad-
Carol: Let's go, he won't appear again. ...
Three: Qionghua School-Jianwuping (Xiao Xuan Dream)
Taitsing The Immortal: Xiao Xuan and Ching Tien, since I personally taught you, you must not be lazy and tired. Besides, your talent for cultivating immortals is obvious at a glance. As long as you work hard, over time, you will achieve great success!
Xiao Xuan: Yes! Master!
Yun Tianqing: Yes, Master.
Taitsing The Immortal: In the introductory stage, basic psychological skills are the most important. When you practice what I taught you yesterday to the third level, come to Qionghua Palace and find me.
Xiao Xuan: Yes!
Yun Tianqing: Alas ... third place, until what day? I am exhausted. ...
Xiao Xuan: …
Yun Tianqing: I said, brother, you and I have been together for two days, eating and sleeping, and at least we have shared a bed, but you haven't talked to me enough times, not even ten fingers, have you?
Xiao Xuan: …
Yun Tianqing: Brother, say something. ...
Xiao Xuan: If you are so impetuous, maybe in a few days, you will give up because you can't stand the pain of practicing martial arts, and there is no need to talk to you.
Yun Tianqing: Hey! Brother, where are you going?
Xiao Xuan: ... Practice! Find a quiet place.
Yun Tianqing: What a liar ... You want to leave your brother and work hard on your own. ...
Yun Tianqing: No, I also want to refuel! Otherwise, it's far from the strength of the senior brother, so don't be missed by the master. ...
Yun Tianqing: Brother really looks down on people and says that I can't stand practicing ... How is that possible? I try to practice and play with you, haha!
Yun Tianqing: Alas ~ ~ ~ We have been practicing for more than two months, but we haven't reached the third place that Master said. Is his old man deliberately giving us a hard time? ...
Xiao Xuan: Nonsense! I didn't work hard enough, but I blamed master!
Yun Tianqing: Yes, yes, yes, yes ... You, Senior Sister Yong Yao and Senior Brother Zhen Xuan are all methodical people, but I always make mistakes. ...
Xiao Xuan: I can see that you were happy when you were homesick for the Valley.
Yun Tianqing: It's good to miss the valley! There is a lot less reprimand and nagging ~ but there is no food to eat, which makes people a little unbearable …
Sue: Two senior brothers.
Yun Tianqing: Hey, it's Sister Su. what can I do for you?
Sue: This is a younger sister who just started out. She was also admitted by the head teacher. However, the Master has other important things to do these days, and Senior Brother and Senior Sister Changyao are not in the sect. Please take care of them.
Su Xi: Jade, this is the Tian Qing brother I mentioned.
Jade: Xiao Xuan Brothers and Tianqing Brothers.
Yun Tianqing: Wow! Isn't it a pity that you are so beautiful to cultivate immortality?
Xiao Xuan: Blue, don't talk nonsense.
Emerald: ... Beauty and ugliness are all bones under the skin. What is the difference?
Yun Tianqing: Well, it's not fun to see through it at a young age. ...
Xiao Xuan: Sky blue!
Yun Tianqing: well, I won't talk about it, or my brother knows how to cherish passion and cherish jade-
Yun Tianqing: Ah! I really don't say it! Stop staring at me.
Emerald: ...
Su Xi: Hee hee, Jade, these two brothers are both like this, but they are both very good. You will know after a long time.
Jed: Yeah. ...
Yun Tianqing's poems:
Taoshan blocked Qin Huang's boat,
Han Palace holds gold plates all night.
Jade muscle produces bone white,
It's not as cold as Jian Xiao.
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