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Do you know which "dead people" have become the jokes of historical celebrities?
Qin Wuwang won, and then committed suicide.
Did you think of something indescribable when you saw this name? In fact, the word "swing" is still very imposing in the name, but the strange thing is that the name is not very good. However, what we are going to talk about today is not the name, but the way the owner of this name died.
It is absolutely true that victory and death are "made" by oneself. Qin Wuwang was born with divine power. He is brave and heartless. He likes wrestling with others, and some Hercules around him are blocked. Later, I visited Luoyang and saw the famous Jiuding. I have to show off and show my power. I didn't listen to advice and tried my best to lift the tripod. Results Bleeding in both eyes and fracture of tibia. If it is now, that is, a limb is cut off, life can probably be saved, but at that time, medical care was underdeveloped, and at night, King Wu died, which took 23 years.
02: Qi Huangong Xiaobai starved to death.
Xiaobai? Didn't we say that the novice is called Xiao Bai now? Is Qi Huangong a "little white" in governing the country? Of course not. Qi Huangong is still very famous in history. He was the first overlord in the Spring and Autumn Period.
After becoming the overlord, Qi Huangong began to enjoy life, eating delicacies and seafood sauce. He even told the ministers that he really wanted steamed doll meat. As a result, there really was an apple polisher named Yi Ya who gave her children as meals to Qi Huangong, which moved Comrade Xiaobai to give up.
It is a miracle that such a monarch was finally starved to death alive. At that time, people were starved to death, but it's not surprising that a senior gourmet like Qi Huangong was eventually imprisoned and starved to death. The food for my son was none other than elegance. I have to say, this is probably karma.
03: Duke Jing of Jin died in the pit.
Duke Jing of Jin, named Jinu, was the 26th monarch of the State of Jin in the Spring and Autumn Period of China. On one occasion, Gong Jing had a nightmare at night, dreaming that he was haunted by ghosts. In order to exorcise ghosts, the next day, Duke Jing of Jin invited a fortune teller to tell him the omen in his dream. The fortune teller said to Duke Jing of Jin, "I'm afraid your majesty will not live to eat this year's new wheat." Duke Jing of Jin felt very angry, thinking that he would live to eat new wheat, and then he killed this nonsense fortune teller.
When the new wheat was harvested, Duke Jing of Jin ordered people to cook with the new wheat, arrested the fortune teller and killed his head. Just as Duke Jing of Jin was about to eat new wheat, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach and hurried to the toilet. Unexpectedly, after entering the toilet, he plunged into the toilet and drowned in the manure. Is this what people often say, there is a place to die when you are born? But this place is really a little ...
04: Du Fu died of overeating.
Du Fu is known as a "poet saint" and wrote countless poems in his life. How did such a great poet die? "New Tang Book" records: "During the New Year, I went out of Qutang, went down to Jiangling, returned to Yuan, and climbed Hengshan Mountain in Hunan, because I was in Leiyang. The Yueyue Temple, where the flood reached its peak, was not allowed to eat for ten days. The county magistrate greeted it by boat, but it was returned. Let the taste feed the cow with white wine, get drunk, die in the past (night), 59 years old. "
This means that Du Fu was hungry for several days when he was living in Hunan. Fortunately, God never shuts one door but he opens another. Nie County Magistrate of Leiyang County immediately carried out a love rescue operation to rescue Du Fu from the flood and sent roast beef and white wine to satisfy Du Fu's hunger. Facing the delicious food, Du Fu, who was hungry, overeated. The digestive system can't bear such a sudden burden. That night, Du Fu fell down and never got up again.
The so-called life and death together, wealth in the sky, do you know which celebrities in history died "wonderfully"? Welcome to leave a message in the comment area for discussion.
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