What homophonic jokes have you heard?

Ji Xiaolan wisely called Wang Shen and Ji Xiaolan assistant ministers and Wang Shen minister. Once they had a drink with the inspector. During the dinner, he and Wang Shen pointed to a dog and asked Ji Xiaolan, "Is it a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan is very alert. He heard that Wang Shen was insulting himself with homophonic words, and immediately replied calmly: "The tail is a wolf, and the vertical (Shangshu) is a dog." Wang Shen, who wanted to please Wang Shen, also heard the cleverness, but deliberately replied, "I know both wolves and dogs." Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan knew the intention of this proposal and said calmly, "There is still a difference. The habit of wolves is to eat meat, and the habit of dogs is to eat whatever they encounter, and to eat shit when they encounter shit (recommended). " Make Wang Shen and suggestion.

"The first name is not a first name." At the end of Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, a scholar from a county took an exam, and cicadas suddenly sounded in the quiet examination room. The invigilator found that cicadas came from the examinee's hat, so he opened his hat and saw several cicadas still singing. Zhang Sheng admitted that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada in his hat and said that the cicada could win the first prize on the head. Just now, the cicada made his head itch, so he scratched it a few times and the cicada called away. Hearing this, the invigilator was amused and angry, so he cancelled Zhang's qualification for the exam because of violation of discipline and wrote a poem: "The first place is not the first place, all because of my father's good reputation." Qiu Chan doesn't know his name. Superstition is a sign of losing his reputation. "

One day, the lame and the blind went out in the same car. The blind ride, the lame watch the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him and shouted: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sang back: oh, oh, oh, oh! They fell into the ditch together.

Homophonic joke: once there was a meeting in the village, because of the homonym, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.