What jokes do hearthstone players understand?

Jaina: My magic will tear you to pieces. Anduin, now I have 30 blood, 6 cards and 2 fireballs 1 explosion, the strongest single defense on the field, Chekkek is ready, the St. Shield tank fires at any time, and the spider tank clicks? And now you have no hands in the open court, only 1 blood is left, surrender! Wow, hahaha!

Anduin: Yes, you have an absolute advantage in the scene now, but I'm not lost in thought yet. I still have my cards. I can't just abandon them. ?

Jaina: Fight back! Any resistance from you is in vain! ?

Anduin: No, I believe in the power of light. As long as the priest believes in his deck, there is no miracle that cannot happen! ! ! ! ? Jaina: Haha, here's the scene. I want to see how you translate it. ?

Anduin: Then come on, my card. I believe you won't let me down. It's my turn, draw cards! ! (Enthusiastic duelist rings)? ————————————————————————————?

Andy: Ah, this is ... Mind stealing! People often say that owning you means owning all the cards. Now, reply to me and let me see what possibilities you will create! ? Start the spell card: Mind Stealing, I have 7 fees left. ?

Jaina: It's just a fight between trapped animals. ?

Anduin: Ah, I got an arcane wisdom, a wizard apprentice. Let me see, Jaina, what I can get with your cards. Summon: Wizard Apprentice! Now I have 5 fees left, and I can reduce 1 fee for all my spells. Start the spell card again: arcane wisdom. ? I still have three expenses. ?

Jaina: Ha, ha, ha, your mana is gradually decreasing, but my scene hasn't wavered at all. Now, what can you do with these three mana values? ?

Andy: I can hear you, my card. With arcane wisdom, I drew my spiritual vision and stole my thoughts! Start: mind vision! Let me see the secret in your heart, Jaina. ?

Jaina: What a disgusting spell, shameless thief! But what can you steal? ?

Anduin: What about the holy light? Can it be considered stealing? This is the truest perspective of your soul. Now, I got your unstable entrance. Come on, open the portal and let's see what kind of miracle will happen! ?

Jaina: Hum, you are very close to death. Even the wings of death can't save you! By the way, you only have 2 yuan left, so you'd better make good use of it, hehehe ~?

Andy: No, it's just a white card. Just a wizard apprentice. One day, she will become as strong as me. I think that day will be today. Summon: Wizard Apprentice! I have two master apprentices present, and now I will use it again: mind stealing! I only have 1 left. ?

Jaina: This is a pointless struggle! What else do you think you can steal? ?

Anduin: Steal your real fears. I got an entrance and mysterious wisdom. The portal also has a wizard apprentice. Summon: Wizard Apprentice! Now, I have three wizard apprentices present, which means I can start for free: arcane wisdom! Answer my call, my deck. Now, draw cards! A mental vision, and a mental control! ?

Jaina: What! Don't you want to ... # (Ah? )?

Anduin: Yes, bet on my last 1 magic crystal. In the name of the light, I now declare, go: mind control! Jaina's entourage, now listen to my command! ?

"You need my help!" ?

Jaina: antonidas, you idiot, you work for the enemy! Traitor! Idiot! ?

Anduin: No, Jaina, one last thing. It's not over yet. I found your entrance with my mind vision. ? Jaina: No! Why the portal again? ?

Anduin: You don't love your cards, Jaina, so your cards abandoned you. Now accept your fate, use the portal and get it, wizard apprentice! ?

Jaina: No, that's impossible! ?

Anduin: This is the most real reality. Let endless flames rush, let the whole earth burn, and smoke will cover the sky like a curtain! Summon, wizard apprentice! ! ! ?

Jaina: No, no, no! Don't! ! ! ! ! ?

Anduin: Now it's your end, Jaina. Sorry, good play, thank you. The holy light will punish you. Use: fireball! ? Boom, boom, boom? Uh ~ ah! ! ! ! ?

The smoke cleared and it was all over. Anduin looked up at the sky dragging his body with only 1 point of blood. ?

Those heroes who trust his deck will be protected by his deck, and those heroes who despise his deck will be abandoned by his deck. -Varianuri