Funny greetings for Mid-Autumn Festival

Funny greetings for Mid-Autumn Festival

Funny message about Mid-Autumn Festival, August 15 every year is the Mid-Autumn Festival, which is a traditional festival in China. On this day, people will eat moon cakes, enjoy the moon and even have a family reunion dinner. This is a very beautiful day. Let's share the relevant contents of Mid-Autumn Festival funny messages and have a look.

Mid-Autumn Festival funny message 1

First, my dear friend, do you know. After begging for half a year through ups and downs, I worked hard for one year and was locked up for two years for robbing a bank, just to get money today (before). I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Second, your mobile phone has the function of buying moon cakes from today. Please dial 0 for reservation and 0 for delivery. If you have any questions, please contact our central website: Sanda, don't slip, don't pit! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance.

Third, the imperial edict! Fengtian carrier, the emperor said: the Mid-Autumn Festival has arrived, and I have a special message. There is a stable life, a happy life, a happy life, and the phone bill. Qin this!

We in communist party are materialists. We think Chang 'e is a lie and rabbits don't exist. Only proletarian friendship and moon cakes are real. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

I sincerely wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival with the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread.

6. Don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent you a dime message, wasting battery power and risking being radiated by electromagnetic waves, so I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance, regardless of the consequences!

On the Mid-Autumn Festival in July and August 15th, lions roar, birds sing, bears and elephants jump happily and celebrate the festival together. Only pigs open their mobile phones to read short messages: Happy holidays, pigs!

8. On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, Chang 'e, CEO of Guanghangong Group, led all the staff to send a congratulatory message, wishing you happiness as carefree as a jade rabbit, happiness as persistent as WU GANG, and health as plump as a laurel tree. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Nine, there are three good news for you: First, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I wish you a happy holiday in advance; Second, the moon is bright and round in Mid-Autumn Festival, so you can enjoy it for free. Third, if you give me a gift, I won't refuse.

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival SMS 2 1, the moon is now round at sea, illuminating the whole heaven. Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival.

2. 15 Moon is round and round. I watch the moon with my dog. Puppy, puppy, don't be distracted. Look at the phone in fake mode. Ha ha.

3. You are really happy. Chang 'e sends you a moon cake and a moon cake. I wish you a good mood every day.

On the occasion of Mid-Autumn Festival, may your mood be as refreshing as autumn! Smile like a flower! All wishes will come true! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

5, Mid-Autumn Festival does not give gifts, send a text message to bless you, healthy and happy to accompany you for a long time, good luck will not leave you! I wish you happiness every day.

6. The cannibal patriarch slammed the Wuren moon cake in his hand: "The grass mud horse is not deceiving!"

7. Let the roundest moon accompany you and me, and let the moon convey my wishes and blessings ... I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a full moon.

8. There is a full moon in the moon, and people have joys and sorrows. I hope the moon will always be round from today, and you will always be happy! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9. The National Day coincided with the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the American met bin Laden. The national football team happened to succeed. What do you want to meet? -I wish the moon a dream and a happy holiday!

10, Mid-Autumn Festival, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

1 1, family reunion, moon cakes are round, the moon shines on your head, send a short message, and wish your career as bright as the moon, getting stronger every year. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

12, you have an angelic appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

13, I wish you and your grandparents, mom and dad, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, and your family are round and eating meat with a round face, all like Wuxi Dafu!

14, osmanthus, homesick, are you ok in another country? The full moon is similar year after year, and you and I look forward to it year after year. The brightness of the sky and the mercury everywhere are our common aspirations.

15, moon cakes are most afraid of August 15th, and women are most afraid of being lovelorn. It's like Chang 'e who ran to the moon. "I can't go back to the cold, but I will try to stay in Yan Dan."

16, my friend, no matter where you are now, you must see the moon that you have forgotten for a long time tonight. Make a wish and it will probably come true! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!