A brain teaser of a cold joke

Brainstorming is often accompanied by endless laughter and so many emotions when the answers are understood. The following is a complete collection of brain teasers for everyone, hoping to help you.

A man was hit in the head by something falling from thousands of meters, but he was not injured. Why? Answer: The falling snow.

There are rules at home and rules at home. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise

The doctor asked Xiaoming to take three tablets every half hour, 1 tablet. How many hours does it take Xiaoming to finish these pills? A: One hour.

At a banquet, a couple shook hands with the guests 48 times and asked how many people were at the banquet. Answer: 26 people

What kind of animals are closest to humans? Answer: Parasites parasitic on human body.

Lao Wang who lives in Beijing wants to go to Shanghai. How much will it cost? Answer: I just want to, free of charge.

How much do you have to pay when someone invites you to dinner? Answer: go to court.

How to cover a mirror with two coins? Answer: Cover your eyes.

Drink congou (to use an idiom)? A: Spare no effort.

There is a wooden bridge. At one end of the bridge, there is a tiger ready to cross it. At the other end, there is a wolf ready to cross the bridge. In the middle of the bridge, there is a sheep crossing it. How did the sheep get there? Answer: I passed out

Why doesn't the fish talk? Answer: Because he is in the water.

Both children bought the same shoes. Why are they still wearing different shoes? Answer: The new shoes I bought have not been worn.

What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: the answer

When does the clock stop? Answer: The clock doesn't work?

The wolf dragged away the ewe, why did the lamb follow without saying a word? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly.

A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? Answer: Run after the mouse.

There is a truck full of goods. One person pushes in front and one person pulls behind. Is it possible for the truck to move forward? Answer: Maybe, when this truck goes downhill.

A man was hit in the head by something falling from thousands of meters, but he was not injured. Why? Answer: The falling snow.

There are rules at home and rules at home. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise

The doctor asked Xiaoming to take three tablets every half hour, 1 tablet. How many hours does it take Xiaoming to finish these pills? A: One hour.

At a banquet, a couple shook hands with the guests 48 times and asked how many people were at the banquet. Answer: 26 people

What kind of animals are closest to humans? Answer: Parasites parasitic on human body.

Lao Wang who lives in Beijing wants to go to Shanghai. How much will it cost? Answer: I just want to, free of charge.

How much do you have to pay when someone invites you to dinner? Answer: go to court.

How to cover a mirror with two coins? Answer: Cover your eyes.

Drink congou (to use an idiom)? A: Spare no effort.

There is a wooden bridge. At one end of the bridge, there is a tiger ready to cross it. At the other end, there is a wolf ready to cross the bridge. In the middle of the bridge, there is a sheep crossing it. How did the sheep get there? Answer: I passed out

Why doesn't the fish talk? Answer: Because he is in the water.

Both children bought the same shoes. Why are they still wearing different shoes? Answer: The new shoes I bought have not been worn.

What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: the answer

When does the clock stop? Answer: The clock doesn't work?

The wolf dragged away the ewe, why did the lamb follow without saying a word? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly.

Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.

A place is on fire. Although many people were fighting the fire, no one reported the fire. Isn't that strange? Answer: The fire brigade is on fire.

Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.

There were car accidents and collisions on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? Answer: Because the driver used a coffin car to transport people who died of lung cancer.

Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? Answer: This is because the man who smokes is a character in the movie.

What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Answer: murder weapon.

A man was chased by a tiger and suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim and has no means of transportation, but he passed anyway. Why? Answer: He fainted.

Walking on the beach, why can't you see your footprints when you look back? Answer: He is walking backwards.

Red beans and mung beans are on the same plate. Why did Xiao Wang separate them at once? Answer: There is only one kind of red bean like mung bean.

What is broken without punishment or reward? Answer: record

After the major operation, Lao Lin changed an artificial heart. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? Answer: No one really loves her.

What do crying and laughing have in common? A: The strokes of both characters are ten strokes.

Xiao Qiang ran in the wilderness of heavy rain for ten minutes, but his hair didn't get wet. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Qiang is holding an umbrella.

Xiaoming is in the second grade of primary school. His family lives on 12 floor. He takes the elevator every time he goes to school, but he can only take the elevator to the 1 1 floor after school. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming is not tall enough to press the button 12.

Kangaroos and monkeys take part in the high jump. Why did the monkey win from the beginning? Answer: Kangaroo fouled by jumping with both feet.

Which tooth was last lost? Answer: Dentures.

? Look around? Look around? Look ahead? When are these idioms best used? Answer: When crossing the street.

A rooster and a hen, guess three words. Answer: Three chickens.

What did you not do, but you have to be punished? Answer: Go home and do your homework.

A man fell into the river, and it climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

What is the mood of a person on the operating table? Answer: Being slaughtered by others.

There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. Stand, don't look back, don't walk, don't look in the mirror and ask if you can see each other's faces. Answer: Of course, because they are face to face.

The teacher asked the students to write a composition entitled "If I were a manager". Most students immediately buried themselves in writing, except one boy who leaned back in his chair and was indifferent. The teacher asked him why he didn't write, and he gave him an answer that made him laugh and cry. A: I'm waiting for the secretary.

There is a lettering gentleman, and his price list reads: lettering? Official script? 4 corners; Carved? Imitation song style? Six quarters? Your seal? 8 jiao; Carved? Your lover's seal? 1.2 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

Which race runs faster than who? Answer: tug of war

A fire broke out in a building. After Mr. Chen fled to the roof, there was no way out, so he fled to the roof next door. The distance between the two floors is only 10 cm, but Mr. Chen fell to his death. Why? Answer: Two buildings, one with 30 floors and the other with 3 floors.

There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year and the same month, and two children with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? Answer: It may be triplets.

What kind of word is more suitable to describe the agility of a clumsy person? Answer: Hurry.

What should you do if your boat breaks a hole in the sea? Answer: Dig another hole to let the water flow out.

What's the difference between electricity and lightning? Answer: one costs money and the other costs nothing.

Xiaoming and Xiao Wang play a coin toss game. Xiao Ming tossed a coin ten times, and it was all positive. Ask him what is the probability of yin and yang when he throws the eleventh time? Answer: 50%

What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? Answer: I know I'm not stupid.

Rose, who has just entered the first grade of kindergarten, has never studied mathematics, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why? Answer: Because he will only be one of the best.

It depends on the owner to beat the dog, but what to beat the tiger for? Answer: that depends on whether you have seed.

Dongdong's pigeon laid an egg at Mingming's house. Who should this egg belong to? Answer: pigeon's

What door will never close? Answer: goal

Xiaoming bought a shirt from 75 yuan on 100, and the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming only gave money to his boss, 80 yuan.

When eating an apple, take a bite? Seeing one bug makes me feel terrible, seeing two bugs makes me feel even more terrible, and seeing several bugs makes me feel the most terrible. Answer: half a worm

Who makes money by luck every day? Answer: qigong master

What is the place (place name) above Mkula? Answer: Baoding

Is there any way to open the Rubik's Cube in the shortest time? Answer: Use a hammer.

Fangfang lost her student ID card at the school gate. What should she do? Answer: Pick it up.

Why does an elephant only have one right ear? Answer: Every elephant has a right ear.

What is the strongest lock afraid of? Answer: key

I threw a stone with an egg, but the egg didn't break. Why? Answer: The stone has been thrown out, but the egg is still in your hand. Of course, eggs don't break.

What tickets are the most valuable and what tickets are the least valuable? Answer: stocks

Civil Aviation Administration, (to borrow an idiom)? Answer: There is an opportunity.

What is bitterness and what is Jude? A: Bitterness is a taste, and worry is a feeling.

What should I do? Why not turn a blind eye? Answer: shoot.

What do Eskimos eat? Answer: eat with your mouth.

There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

What do farmers, workers, soldiers and scientists live on? Answer: Eat with your mouth, of course.

After Azhu got married, why would she rather sleep on the floor than sleep in a waterbed with her husband? Answer: She is seasick.

There was a death row prisoner who was not dead when he was executed by two wooden warehouses, but died when he was executed by the third wooden warehouse. Why? A: He is wearing Mikakura underwear.

When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in. Answer: the toilet

Is there anything in the world that carries people at a speed close to XX km/h without refueling or other fuels? Answer: Earth.

Can a blue pen write scarlet letters? Answer: Write one? Red? Of course you can use words.

A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? Answer: Veterinary hospital

There is a kind of cloth that is very long, wide and beautiful, but no one can make clothes out of it. Why? Answer: Waterfalls.

The clock struck thirteen. What should I do now? Answer: It's time to fix it.

A male dog suddenly died in the desert. Why? Answer: I can't find a telephone pole or a big tree.

I became a mother before I gave birth to a child, adopted a child or adopted a mother, and I didn't claim an adopted son or daughter. Excuse me, who's calling? Answer: the bride

What's more serious than "the leakage of spring"? Answer: gas leakage

Qunfangpu (a foodie)? Answer: Hua Juan

A fleeting moment, a sigh? Answer: Really?

The policeman's son never called the policeman his father. Why? Answer: This policeman is a woman.

There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. What is this place? Answer: detention center

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming.

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: sink into the river

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