Who has the best joke in real life, tell me.

In Britain, there is a warning on the wrapping paper of light bulbs-don't put that object in your mouth. It means don't put the light bulb in your mouth.

Who will import this thing? English people are all fools. ...

I tell you, nothing is absolute!

One day I was watching TV at home with an Indian friend, and I talked to him about it. He told me that their primary school textbooks also said that because the light bulb would get stuck after being imported, it could not be taken out under any circumstances. He's pretty sure that's what the book says. ...

But I doubt it. I think the surface of the light bulb is very slippery. If it can be imported, it proves that the mouth is big enough to let it in and out. Theoretically, it can also be taken out. But this Indian idiot said in the book ... and it must be correct. ...

I am annoyed at his ungrateful attitude. I said he was stupid, he said I couldn't speak English and didn't read books ... so we quarreled. ...

I came home in a rage, picked up an ordinary light bulb and lay in bed thinking about it. I always thought I was right, thinking about the ignorance of this Indian friend, and in the spirit of a scientist-make bold assumptions and carefully verify. I decided to prove it. Look at that. Of course, I also took safety measures ... and bought a vegetable oil to go home. If the card is stuck and released, I can't believe it won't slide out!

Everything is ready, without saying that it takes 1 second to put the light bulb in your mouth ... but it's very simple ... so it's no problem to take it out.

I wish this Indian idiot a look at the wisdom and courage of my people in China! Unlike you, a bookworm, I thought China would beat the Indians ... I smiled from the bottom of my heart ... haha!

So I easily pulled down the light bulb. ......................

All right! I will work harder. .....................

All right. I will open my mouth wider. .........................

No, I'll open my mouth as wide as possible and work harder (be careful not to break the light) ........................

It's really stuck inside. .........................

Fortunately, there is a vegetable oil. .........................

(30 minutes later) I poured 3/4 sticks of oil and half of it into my stomach, but the light bulb still didn't move. ........................

At this time, I had to call the police for help. ......................

Just in the middle of my reading, I remembered that there was a light bulb in my mouth. How can ................... talk?

Now I have to ask my neighbor for help. I wrote a note to find the old woman next door. As soon as she saw me, she shouted for help. ....................

I immediately showed her my note: Please call a taxi for me and tell the driver to take me to the hospital. Please call a taxi for me and tell the driver to take me to the hospital. )

She watched it for about 1.75 minutes and then laughed loudly. ..........................

15 minutes later, the taxi came. The driver smiled when he saw me.

He kept asking me why I did it in the taxi ... (... how should I answer him? ) I always said my mouth was too small. If it is his mouth, there will be no problem. ...

I saw his mouth is really big ... but I really want to tell him not to try anyway ... but I can't open it!

I looked at his rearview mirror. There seems to be a goldfish in my mouth. ...

In the hospital, I was scolded by the nurses for more than ten minutes, saying that I wasted their time. I was asked to wait in line for a long time ... I stayed in the crowd for 2.5 hours ... 2.5 hours. ...

Those people who were in great pain seemed to have no pain when they saw me ... everyone secretly laughed. ..

I feel that I still have some role. ...

The doctor put cotton on both sides of my mouth, then broke the light bulb ... took it out one by one ... my mouth was swollen ... Finally, he told me not to try again and told others about my experience. ...

I told him I wouldn't.

When I left the hospital, I was thinking that there must be no stupid creature like me on this earth.

When I opened the door, a man came face to face. That was a taxi driver.

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He has a light bulb in his mouth.