100,000 cold jokes Season 2 Episode 3

Together:100000 cold jokes

Wang Er: Master! Master ~ ~ tell your master that there is a man outside the door who asks for an audience.

Excavate: Oh? Please.

Taiyi Zhenren: Oh, not bad. I've long heard that General Lee is well-armed, and today he really lives up to his reputation.

Excavate: I'm flattered. If you don't mind, please go to the hall and say … where is the famous mountain cave?

Taiyi Zhenren: No, no, here is my business card. Please accept it.

Li Jing: Mountain, Jinguangdong, Tai 2 real people …

Too real B: Bullshit, that's B! Why read it in Arabic numerals? Isn't it Shang Dynasty now? Respect the background of the times!

Excavate: Is the business card unique to Shang Dynasty?

True Too B: Ahem, how ugly, how ugly ... Being original is the true too B of the Golden Cave in Qianyuan Mountain. I heard that General Li gave birth to a son. I came to congratulate him. I want to visit your son this time. I don't know what you mean.

Excavate: Hehe, thanks to the kindness of real people, I'll call my son out. Wang er …

Wang Er: Yes, sir ...

Nezha: Dad, what can I do for you?

Taiyi Zhenren: Alas, your son looks smart and cute.

Excavate: I'm flattered. Son, come out and meet the real person!

Nezha: OK ~

Really Taiyi: Li Jing doesn't know that this boy is the reincarnation of my disciple Zhu Ling. After graduation, he had no job. In order to make us have a place in the heaven, he was reincarnated in the home of Chen Tangguan, and will take part in the anti-business-killing in Jiang Ziya in the future to seal the gods. The brackets are omitted below.

Nezha (clapping): Hello, son, say hello to the Taoist priest!

Taiyi Zhenren (vomiting blood): Who is this cargo? ? Hey, oh, Li, awesome …

Excavate: Real people don't have to force ...

Nezha: Awesome ... Are you talking about someone else? I hate it! Even if it is said by a real person, people will not be happy!

Excavate: Look out! ! !

True Taiyi: I am such a strong disciple. I have good internal skills, but I have magical powers to protect me. This is a trivial matter. Even I have a hair on my head. ! ! (Kneeling and vomiting blood)

Excavate: Real person, are you all right …

Reality Taiyi: Nothing, nothing ... Is this really a spirit bead? What happened to such a cruel slap? Look at the face, yes, but what happened to the muscle under the face? You didn't choose the wrong mode when you were reborn, did you No, no, no, this product is indeed a spirit bead. I put it in the womb myself. Although I don't know how it happened, in short, the most important thing now is to accept this reincarnation as a disciple! ! This son is gifted, and will definitely be an apprentice with being original and come to our abode of fairies and immortals in the future. How about teaching when you are poor?

Jing Li: That's great. Thanks for the love of real people, but the dog hasn't been named yet, but it's taboo to worship real people as teachers.

Taiyi Zhenren: Do you have a name? I hate naming names. The name is too hard to think of. What is a good name? Yes, Li Jing's eldest son is Jin Bai, his second son is Bai Mu, and his third son is Li Goudan. How's it going?

Excavate: Li ... Nezha? Good name, good name. (Taiyi real person: Weiwei, not Nezha, but Li Goudan ...) Thank you very much for your good name, Nezha. Thank you for your name (Taiyi Zhenren: I said it was a dog egg …)

Nezha: Well, thank you, Nezha! What a nice name! ! Um ... the owner is missing. ...

Reality is too one: I have to leave early, see you another day …

Excavate: Oh, sending the sound into the room is really a master of words …

Zhen Taiyi: Wow, I really had a narrow escape … If I don't get hugged by that bear, I will die or get hurt …

Narrator: Since then, the flying rabbit has gone. In a blink of an eye, the heat has come and gone for seven years ...

Prime Minister Turtle: Your Highness, Your Highness, please stay …

Son of the Dragon King: Oh, it's so boring. Why don't you come out and play for a while?

Prime Minister Turtle: Your Majesty is looking for your Highness. Your highness should return to the dragon palace as soon as possible …

Son of the Dragon King: What a mess! Can I go later? You just have to go back and say to my father, ah …

Prime minister turtle: hey, your highness, don't embarrass me …

Nezha: It's so comfortable to sunbathe on the beach ...

Son of the Dragon King: Oh! Shh ... don't make any noise. Yo, pretty little girl, this must be done … Oh, this girl is in a good mood. She is really a beauty. Why don't you come and do something happy with Xiao Wang …