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Give yourself a copy of the poisoned chicken soup

1. Don't be afraid to do many things wrong. Even if you are wrong, you don't have to be sad. There is right and wrong in life. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter.

2. Don't do it when your feelings are strong, and don't make promises at will. Thinking about how much you have, in order to show your unusual affectation, has become something you can't bear to look back on.

3. Others are wonderful only because of God's arrangement, but God has other plans for you.

The deepest feelings are often expressed in the most indifferent way, and the most frivolous feelings are often expressed in the strongest way.

Those moral people we curse are actually hurting our interests directly or indirectly.

6. It's good to be busy. There is no time to grieve for spring and autumn. Every day I think that I can go to bed after today's work.

7. I pursued my dream, and others said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. Finally, it turns out that I was really naive and ridiculous before.

8. I hope we don't forget that the world has penetrated all the high walls, and it is in our hearts, which they can't reach or touch, and that is hope.

9. I also know that I am worthless. Even if you are hot and cold, you can give me a little sweetness, and I will give you everything again. I also feel very tired and sad. Softness is the most fatal weakness. I know everything, but I will do it till death do us part.

10. The so-called ideal of life is the desire to support yourself through daily boredom and pain and finally fail to realize it. With it, there is endless emptiness and pain before death; I can't live in my life without it.

1 1. Your world is as big as your heart. You just expect a steamed bun every day, and that's it for you.

12. I found that many people who can't mix well are very open-minded. I don't know if they are disdainful of worldly success because they have a thorough understanding, or if they have to be open-minded because they are unsuccessful.

13. When we step into the society, it's time to exercise. The older the wiser. Don't tell anyone anything. What you said is from the heart. They are listening to jokes.

14. No one can control your mood, only you don't indulge yourself and don't stay up late. No one has a story in his heart, but he has learned to control it.

15. Sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap! Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

16. We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.

17. There are always some things that we don't want to happen, but we must accept; There are always some things that we don't want to know, but we must understand; There are always people we can't live without, but we must learn to let go.

18. I found that sometimes the more clothes I wear, the more famous brands I pay attention to with cosmetics, the richer and more tasteful I am; The more people tell others this and that every day, the more they know; The more girls who smoke, drink and get tattoos, the less good girls they are; The more people have a happy life online, the happier their life will be. Many times, things are just what they look like, not so complicated.

19. Girls who love to laugh will not be too unlucky. To tell the truth, if a girl has been unlucky, I don't know how she can laugh.

20. Read more ancient books and listen to more old sayings. Some words are rough, but not rough. Some old people's words are more valuable than books. You can understand the three-character classics thoroughly, not much worse than Confucius.