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Tell a joke? Something very interesting. .....
There was a young woman who wanted to go home late at night. When she was walking on the road, she was shocked to find a man behind her. She takes a step, he takes a step, runs, and he runs after her. Because the way home is too remote, there are no street lights and no pedestrians, the young woman feels that the situation is not good ... Finally, after passing a cemetery, the woman quickened her pace and walked to the grave (the man followed), then sat on the tombstone and took a deep breath and said, "Hoo! Finally home! " That man has escaped! One night, the young woman went home alone again. After her last clever escape, she was very grateful to herself and was sure that she could survive the same incident again. Unfortunately, she really found another person following her. The young woman calmly brewed as usual, lay down in front of the tombstone, took a deep breath and said, "Finally, she went home." The man, lying on the tombstone next to him, said happily, "Ha! So you are my neighbor! " The young woman was so scared that she started running on the spot ... Another night, the young woman went home alone. Unfortunately, she found another person following her. The young woman can only brew it herself, lying in front of the tombstone, taking a deep breath and saying, "Finally, she went home." The man, lying on the tombstone next to him, said happily, "Ha! So you are my neighbor! " The woman leaned down, dug a hole in front of the grave and asked the man, "Neighbor, will you come in as a guest?" The man ran away from .............................................................................................................................................................................. Unfortunately, she found another man following her. The young woman can only brew it herself, lying in front of the tombstone, taking a deep breath and saying, "Finally, she went home." The man, lying on the tombstone next to him, said happily, "Ha! So you are my neighbor! " The woman leaned down, dug a hole in front of the grave and asked the man, "Neighbor, will you come in as a guest?" The man smiled and thought, this is another bluff. Take out the prepared white wine from the back: "The moon is in the sky, the beauty is in front, how can we sit without wine?" The woman looked embarrassed and cursed in her heart: this pervert is too bold to fool him, so what can I do ~ ~ ~ ~. Just then, a ferocious woman's head slowly appeared from the hole dug by the woman, and she chirped strangely: "Good goat, how dare you insult my charming sister and find a cigarette!" Men and women ran and ran, frightened and inexplicable all the way, helping each other to escape from the cemetery. Therefore, in the friendship of adversity, the woman found the loveliness of the man's color, and the man felt the stupidity of the woman, so love was born. The next day, he got married in the cemetery and in the grave, and they fell in love from then on until they grew old together. One night, a grave robber was robbing the tomb, saying that it was a coincidence. A man and a woman came to the grave, and the woman squatted in front of the tombstone and said, "I finally went home." The man, lying on the tombstone next to him, said happily, "Ha! So you are my neighbor! " The woman leaned down, dug a hole in front of the grave and asked the man, "Neighbor, will you come in as a guest?" The man laughed and took out the prepared white wine from his back: "The moon is in the sky, the beauty is in front, how can we sit without wine?" When the grave robbers saw that neither of them had left, they had to find a way to get rid of them. There happened to be a female head in the coffin next to them. Grave robbers slowly stretched out their female heads from the holes dug by women, chattering and laughing: "Good goat, how dare you humiliate my charming sister and find a cigarette!" "
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