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Book 2 of Grade Five English Handwritten Newspaper
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First, read stories to learn English.
Volunteer to do [something]/remember yourself
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During the Warring States Period, the State of Qin besieged the capital of Zhao.
During the Warring States period, the Qin army attacked the capital of Zhao.
Zhao Pingyuan intends to personally ask the ruler of Chu for help. He wants to choose a capable person to go with him.
Zhao intends to go to Chu to ask for reinforcements himself. He wants to choose a clever man to go with him.
A man named Mao Sui volunteered.
A man named Mao Sui volunteered to go with him.
When the negotiations between the two countries were deadlocked because the ruler of Chu refused to send troops, Mao Sui came to him waving a sword. The ruler of Chu agreed to help Zhao against Qin.
After Ping Yuanjun arrived in Chu, he talked with the king of Chu for a long time, but there was no result. Angrily approached the king of Chu with a sword, and finally forced the king of Chu to agree to send troops to unite Zhao against Qin.
This idiom means to remember yourself.
This idiom is used to express self-recommendation without introduction.
Second, English jokes.
Mike is late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Teacher, please forgive me for being late. I watched a football match in my dream. "
Mike is late for school. He said to Mr. Black, "Sorry, sir, I was late this morning. Because I watched a ball game in my dream. "
"Why are you late?" The teacher asked.
"Why are you late?" The teacher asked.
"Because neither team could win the game, it lasted for a long time," Mike replied. "
Because neither team won, it lasted for a long time. "Mike replied.
Third, English famous sayings
1, blood is thicker than water.
Blood is thicker than water.
Bread is the pillar of life.
Bread is the pillar of life.
Simplicity is the soul of wisdom.
Simplicity is the soul of wisdom.
Keep a crow, and it will gouge out your eyes.
Raising tigers is a nuisance.
Don't burn down your house to get rid of rats.
Take the boat away.
Burned children are afraid of fire.
Once beaten, twice shy.
7. Work before play.
Work before play.
Business is business.
Business is business.
We learn by doing.
We learn through practice.
We learned to walk safely by falling.
A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit.
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