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Humorous jokes about laid-off entrepreneurs
Even if the road is bumpy, the wheels must move forward; Even though the river is rough, the ship is still sailing. Below I recommend several entrepreneurial stories of laid-off workers.
Entrepreneurship Story of Laid-off Workers 1: 500 yuan started as a barber and became a rich sister in five years.
When 500 yuan started, a pregnant woman with a big belly was laid off and chose a new job. She started from an ordinary hair salon, and in just five years, she "cut" tens of millions of wealth with a pair of scissors. Yesterday, recalling all kinds of hardships when starting a business, Lei, a 4 1 year-old national re-employment star, was very emotional.
500 yuan opened a hairdressing shop.
1999 Lei from Chongqing Highway Transportation Corporation was laid off. In order to survive, she has set up a stall to sell books and worked as a loader, but she has never found a feeling. Later, when she found that the hair salon was booming, she made up her mind that this was the ideal job I was looking for.
In order to learn hairdressing skills, Lei stood in front of the hairdressing shop for several days, and finally moved the other party to accept her as a big disciple. From then on, she studied various hairdressing techniques as if possessed and went to a famous hairdressing school in Beijing for further study. In order to practice her craft, she went door to door to give her neighbors free haircuts.
Since then, her hairdressing skills have matured. Finally, one day, Ray opened a small hair salon with borrowed money from 500 yuan.
Work hard with a big belly /zl
Although Lei's shop is located in the center of Shapingba, there are not many customers at first, and the income on the first day of opening is only 26 yuan money. At this time, she has to face two very specific problems: First, she spends four hours on her way to and from work every day, working from morning till night 12 hours, carrying a lunch box on the road every day before dawn, and going home at night without even the strength to talk, so she falls asleep; What's more, she is pregnant, and her legs have been swollen because of a strong pregnancy reaction. Friends say she is deformed.
Although it is very hard, from the beginning, Lei was strict with his own skills and must make his clients' hairstyles more beautiful. The efforts finally paid off, and she had her first repeat customer-a big sister. The kind elder sister encouraged her to say that every woman will encounter the same difficulties as you, just get through them.
"Passive employment is not as good as active entrepreneurship"
Thanks to hard work, Lei's hairdressing business grew bigger and bigger in the next five years. With a pair of scissors, she "cut" out a Chongqing Solarwind Cosmetics Company, which integrates four hairdressing chain stores, 13 hairdressing franchisees and a professional hairdressing school, with assets exceeding 10 million. Yesterday, talking about the hardships of starting a business, Lei said with emotion that she realized a truth: passive employment is not as good as starting a business actively.
Although after years of hard work, she has become a rich boss, but Lei still insists on "further study" more than ten times a year: the makeup room of CCTV and the makeup technology department of Germany have left her footprints.
Raymond Lui Shing Gung, but she never forgot to help laid-off workers find jobs. Today, Sunwind Hairdressing School founded by Lei has become a "training school" for laid-off and unemployed people to re-employment. So far, more than 7000 students have been trained here. After three months to two years of training and job training, their re-employment rate has reached more than 95%.
Story 2: Laid-off ICBC was forced to start a business and become a multi-millionaire.
1999 10, Zhu Cheng, a laid-off female worker in Linyi City, Shandong Province, happened to pass by a hawthorn forest and saw an old farmer tearing down a hawthorn tree. The hawthorn on the tree was already red. The old farmer told her that hawthorn only sells for 2 cents a catty at present. Because he lost money, he had to cut down all the trees and want to plant other crops.
The well-intentioned laid-off women workers couldn't bear it. On the spur of the moment, they decided to buy 9000 Jin of hawthorn from the old farmer on the spot! How can she sell so many hawthorns at once? In order not to let nearly 5000 yuan rot with this pile of hawthorn, in desperation, she has never made a sugar-coated gourd, so she has to learn to make a sugar-coated gourd with this batch of hawthorn. Therefore, her husband was very angry and kicked her out of the house. ...
Can this kind laid-off woman worker sell this batch of hawthorn? What magical changes will happen to her fate? If I tell you, it is because of this "burden" of 9000 Jin of hawthorn that she has now become the president of a large enterprise with more than 20 million fixed assets, more than 0/500 employees and annual sales income of several hundred million. Can you believe it?
Zhu Cheng, 48, was born in an ordinary worker's family in Linyi. After graduating from high school, she became a salesman in Linyi Blanket Factory, a large state-owned enterprise. Before 1997, Zhu Cheng was almost a man of the hour: she worked as a salesman in a blanket factory for nearly 20 years. Because of her courage, her business volume always ranks first, and many people secretly call her the "sales queen". But good luck came to an end on 1997. Due to the poor efficiency of the factory, a large number of layoffs are needed. "Sales Queen" Zhu Cheng was laid off at the age of 4/kloc-0.
Zhu Cheng couldn't accept it at first. Why should I be laid off? She sat on the sofa in the living room for seven days and didn't know why she was laid off. On the eighth day, my husband said, "Are you going to stay at home all your life and find a reason to be laid off?"
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