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Fools do stupid things.
? Now I'm old and getting more and more stupid. I used to go to the market and buy other dishes with what I bought in my hand. I left after buying vegetables and threw away everything I bought. This is called blind people touching elephants, killing them with a stick and killing them with a stick. When you think it over, go back and ask. The vegetable seller said he didn't see it, so admit it. Life may be better now, and people's consciousness has improved. Go to the meat stall to buy meat, pay the money and ride home. I didn't bring any meat. Go home. Just before walking to the meat stall, the butcher said, Aunt, you didn't take the meat you bought.
? Later, things that were even more divorced from Pu continued to be staged. Last winter, the old man was hospitalized. I was bored at home alone, so I went downstairs for a walk. When I got home, I was startled. Why is the door open? Become a thief? I went to all the rooms quickly and found no trace of being turned over. This is a false alarm. It turned out to be my business.
? Once again, I forgot to bring money when I went to the supermarket to buy food. I came back to get the money, closed the door downstairs, and remembered that I didn't bring my key. The children are all in the hospital, and it's always too cold outside, so I asked the security guard to take me to the elevator, so that it wouldn't be cold at my door. I called my grandson at work, and he asked for leave to give me the driving keys before I entered the house.
? I usually do more stupid things: steamed rice doesn't turn on the switch, and the rice cooker is still cold when eating. When boiling water, the pot cover was not covered, and the steamed stuffed bun was not covered. The refrigerator door is always open. The old man said I was confused and twisted, and I didn't recognize it. The old man can do nothing about me.
? When my daughter is together, she treats my stupid behavior as a joke. The old man said, why doesn't your mother forget to write letters every day? I said: I forgot everything, so I'm not a real fool? We made the children laugh.
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