Tell a few black humorous jokes

1, the bee falls in love with the mouse, but the mother of the bee disagrees: the woman is afraid of marrying the wrong man, and she is short-sighted, so it will be very bitter for you to marry him. Mother Mouse disagreed and said, Son, all the nurses are dressed like angels in white. You see, it doesn't suit her to wear a tiger skin skirt.

2. A police dog met an ordinary dog on the road and asked, "Which side are you from? I haven't seen you at the station. " The ordinary dog replied: You are all positive people. We all went behind enemy lines and went undercover. That's why you're sure

In order to be cool in summer, dogs and kittens hang a rectangular box on the wall and close the doors and windows. After a long time, the puppy said to the kitten, "Why is it still so hot?" Kitten: "Strange, how can the box hung by human beings make the temperature drop?"

It is very cold in winter. The dog was afraid that the rooster would catch cold, so he moved an electric heater to keep the rooster warm. The rooster said, "thank you, that won't do." Its light is like sunlight. When you wake up in the middle of the night, you will mistakenly think it is dawn. It's time for dawn. "

The bear wants to make a duster to dust. Hearing that the rooster's feathers are beautiful, he happily went to the rooster and prepared to borrow some feathers from it. The cock proudly said, "You have the wrong person. I won't lend you my beautiful feathers. " "

The bear asked, "Why?" The cock said, "haven't you heard the legend that the iron cock is broke?"

6. A gecko was wandering in the swamp when a crocodile came from a distance. His mouth is wide open and he wants to eat gecko. Gecko used his quick wits, hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted "Mom". The old crocodile paused, took off his reading glasses and burst into tears: Son, don't lose weight again. Look how thin you are.