Who can tell me a joke? thank you

There was a man who was thirsty and tired in the desert. Suddenly, he saw a magic lamp. He rushed over and touched it, and the genie of the lamp came out, and his three wishes came true as usual. The man said excitedly, * *, it is a bunker. As a result, Tintin exploded. My wife rolled in pain. He said, Oh, give it back to me. Then his crane recovered. The man touched the whole crane and said. * *, bunker. . . . Manual pressing