Homemade homophonic couplets and jokes

Part one: Pull out the nail from the stern. Confucius was born at the stern of the ship. Part II: Lightning between clouds, Huo Guang (fire) comes from Hanzhong.

The first part: regardless of the east (museum), regardless of the west, the wine tube, the second part: regardless of the prosperity or not, drink (bar).

The first part: My personal opinion on plum blossom sweeping wax snow (Fasola West). Part II: Xixi Mountain Dance (1234567).

Part 1: You don't need soup (hot) to make the wine hot. Bottom line: The lobby is cool and useless.

Part I: A lake stone in the middle of the river is not a fake island (Jia Dao); Bottom line: The tiger riding on horseback is called Spotted Tiger (Ban Biao).

The first part: the cat enjoys the cool under the bamboo, and there is no heat (rat) gas at all; Bottom line: iris is facing the sun, and there are many winds (bees).

The first part: Min Zikai (Min Zikai) white cow (Bo Niu), passing by Taizi Store; Part II: Ride five horses for nothing and drive Gongye Chang (Gongye Chang).

The first part: Clogs are shoes, and the first step is really no shoes (rude); Bottom line: the coconut ladle is a lamp, and the front Committee is disloyal.

Part I: Mud is fat and rice is thin. Bottom line: the night difference is long.

The first part: put on clothes and sandals and leave, which is very urgent (giving things); The bottom line: Abandoning armor and dragging troops, repeated defeats and repeated wars (Shangshu).

The first part: Shanghai scholars are the first, just to write books (Luo Shu); Bottom line: People in Huating suffer from evil deeds (Nie Bao).

The first part: Tian Shihe (monk), the second part: Embroidery in front of the Beauty Hall (scholar), and the first part: Jade in the corner of the Shi Nong Palace (palace). Bottom line: cold and hot, warm and cool (good), respect and frugality.

Part I: Sail with the sail and sail against the sail, sail late (Fan Chi) and sail fast (Fan Kuai); Bottom line: The tide rises and falls, straight (Lu Zhi) to pull (Luban).