1+ 1=? Mom said it was paste, and my brother said I was superman or something. Anyway, I forgot the topic. Thank you.

You 1+ 1=? I have a burnt story. Anything else? ? As for the version, I patiently sent LZ another version: 1. On the first day of school, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, 1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know." The teacher said, "Then go home and ask your family." Xiao Ming went to ask his mother, who was quarrelling with others. Xiao Ming asked, "Mom 1+ 1=?" Mom said, "Asshole!" Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= asshole; Xiaoming went to ask his father again. Dad is drinking beer. Xiao Ming asked, "Dad 1+ 1=?" Dad said, "Cool!" Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= cool; Xiaoming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa is watching TV. Xiao Ming asked, "Grandpa 1+ 1=?" Grandpa said, "gangster!" "Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= gang boss; Xiaoming asked his sister who was singing the national anthem: people who don't want to be slaves! Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= people who don't want to be slaves; Xiaoming went to ask his sister who was singing children's songs: rabbit, open the door! Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= bunny opens the door. The next day, the teacher asked, "Xiaoming 1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "Asshole." "Pa" teacher slapped Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said, "Cool." The teacher said inexplicably, "Who taught you?" Xiao Ming said, "The boss of these people. The teacher was startled and asked, "Xiao Ming, what are you doing?" "Xiao Ming sings: people who don't want to be slaves. The teacher shut Xiao Ming out. Xiaoming knocked at the door and sang, Little Rabbit, please open the door. The teacher is at a loss about the version you want: The teacher asked Xiao Ming, what is Xiao Ming's 1+ 1? Xiao Ming replied, I don't know. The teacher said, what a fool! Go home and ask your parents. First, he asked his mother who was cooking. Xiao Ming asked: What is Mom's 1+ 1? His mother was about to answer his question, but the dish was fried, and there was nonsense: smelly boy, Hula. Xiao Ming asked his father again. His father was watching the news and said: The United States attacked Iraq. He asked his grandfather who was watching a historical film and said, Mr. Robinson. He asked his sister who was dating someone else and said, honey, I don't have time. He asked his younger brother, who was in the air-conditioned room, listening to music and drinking coke! Say: Wow, that's cool. He asked some children who had more pocket money than other children and said, "Hey, it's only two dollars more. ".He asked his grandmother who was singing and said that everywhere, the water was full. Xiao Ming said: I have asked all my questions. It's time for me to answer the teacher's question. Back at school, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what Xiao Ming was! Xiao Ming came over and said, smelly boy, Hula. The teacher said: What? Tell me again, Xiao Ming said: the United States attacked Iraq. The teacher said, Bunny, who taught you that? Xiao Ming came: Mr. Robinson. The teacher said: Go to the corner for me. He said, honey, I don't have time. The teacher slapped him, and Xiaoming said, Wow, that's cool. The teacher said: Don't compare with other people's good students. Xiao Ming said: Hey, it's only two dollars more. The teacher kicked him out of the teacher, and Xiao Ming sang as he walked: Go everywhere, the water is Dangdang.