Humorous sentences describing someone's poverty

Humorous sentences describing their poverty are as follows:

1, I can't sleep every day, my wallet is not full, and I can't afford it. So far, I have earned 200 million yuan, one memory and one amnesia.

2. I'm not a cutie who spends fifty dollars for a long time. Now I must think carefully about spending five dollars.

When I fall in love with someone, I deeply feel the inferiority caused by poverty.

I just patted my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.

6. I wonder whether it is better to eat dirt or drink northwest wind at noon.

7. According to my years of experience, the northwest wind has a strong taste and is more sensitive after eating my teeth. The southeast wind needs to drink more water because it is salty.

It's going to rain soon, so we have to find two newspapers quickly, or we won't be able to cover them at night.

9. Growing up, my best trick was to make money disappear!

10, I basically don't talk now. Silence is golden.

1 1. In the evening, I said to the mouse in the kitchen, stop looking, only the two of us can eat at home.

12. Don't chew Flammulina velutipes. You can still eat it when you pull it out and wash it tomorrow.

13. Every time my neighbors say I hate it because I am too poor.

14, everyone else is waiting for the express delivery, and only I am waiting for them to finish unpacking the express delivery carton. Don't ask me why, because I also want to make some money.

15, the family is surrounded, penniless, penniless, penniless, penniless, penniless, penniless, living on the streets, unable to make ends meet, empty-handed, ragged, penniless, and hungry.

16. Last night, the neighbor cooked braised hairtail. I quickly picked up the bowl and smelled the fish and ate three bowls of rice.

17, I should eat dirt this month. Seeing this sudden heavy rain, my food has improved. I not only ate dirt, but also drank soup.

18, poverty means immunity, and wealth means I think too much.