Who can give me some funny jokes? Thank you.

I saw these jokes in 5iz.net. Let me share them with you:

1, several friends were chatting together, and someone joked with a newly married buddy: "I haven't seen you buy wine recently?" Give all your salary to your wife! " .

At this time, another buddy said with a wry smile: "Her wife is even a toll booth. My wife is not only a toll booth, but also a repair shop. Shouting at home every day to' repair me'! "

My husband always likes to go out to play mahjong after dinner every day. On this day, he didn't go out and watched TV with his wife. After watching it for a while, I fell asleep and started snoring.

His wife woke him up angrily and scolded him: "You have no other hobbies except playing mahjong. I really don't understand the meaning of playing mahjong. "

When my husband heard it, he came to the spirit: "What's the point? Go and find some people, and I'll tell you all about it. "

3. Ask Grandma what kept them in a relationship for 60 years?

Grandma said that when things were broken, they wanted to repair them, but now they want to change them.

4. A Japanese couple are quarreling. The husband said, "Siqi da ji!"

The wife said, "Dig extensively!"

The husband said, "Topeka, Anji, the bottom of the building is thick and wide!" " "

At this time, the wife has knelt down and begged: "Mimi is rich in my brother, Tatar Hall is rich in my brother!" "

The husband thundered, "A Qin listens to Guo Wuji! ! "

As for you, you just sit in front of the computer and read all the way as if you really know Japanese.