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The classic fairy tale of chubby running away from home

Rushing out of the house, rolling down the stairs like a ball, rushing out of the community, crossing the road and avoiding the car, the puppy successfully escaped from the house.

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Chubby standing on the grass panting, heart pounding, excited and scared. Free! Ha ha!

He peed happily on the root of the tree, because he was so excited, his legs were too high, he lost his balance and fell down. DuDu didn't get up when she heard a burst of laughter.

"Ha ha ha!"

A flower dog is standing under another tree, laughing wildly with its mouth open.

Look at other people's jokes, it's nothing! Chubby is very annoyed.

Flower dog laughed even harder and pointed at Xiao Pang.

"What are you laughing at?" Chubby shake off the dust, grumpily asked.

"Brother, didn't you look funny just now?" Flower dog fought back a smile and said.

"Brother? Are we brothers? " Chubby rolled his eyes.

"Why not? Look how much alike we are. Our faces, mouths, eyes and spots on our bodies are twins! Just now I thought I was blind and saw myself. "

Flower dog said this, doodle didn't pay attention, took a look at the flower dog. They are really alike. "Well, stop it, we are really alike, that is, you are a little taller than me. What's your name? "

"My name is lion." Flower dog made a gesture.

"It is obviously a dog, and he also said that he is a lion." Chubby nose sneered.

"What about you, what's your name? Is it also a stray dog? " Lions are very friendly

"My name is chubby. What stray dog? I just escaped from home. "

"Are you, my good brother. So, you ran away from home? Have courage! Come on, let's go to the pool and watch the water and talk. There are fish in that pool, alive, swimming from east to west. "

Chubby followed the lion to the pond and looked at the red fish in the water. The lion threw a stone into the pool, scaring the red fish to the bottom.

"Tell me, brother, why did you run away from home?" The lion stuck out his tongue and licked the water droplets that had just splashed into his mouth.

"By Master!" Chubby talked about his home, and suddenly his chest fell with anger.

"Are you? That's not as good as stray dogs. Stray dogs are not miserable because we have no owners. I am my own master. Who has seen myself? " Say that finish, the lion comfortingly touched his chubby head.

Chubby felt very comfortable, and then said, "Master has a brain problem. He always presses me under the tap every once in a while, making me wet all over. " He rubbed and rubbed until I was covered with bubbles, and my eyes could not open and my ears could not hear clearly. Do you know what that feels like? "

"What does it feel like?"

"Can't breathe, feeling dying. Master must be trying to drown me! So I escaped, and it was hard to escape! "

The lion put his arms around his chubby neck and said, "Good brother, stay with me and make sure you don't suffer that kind of foreign crime again." Come on, come to my house. You can stay at my house. No place to live, no stray dogs. I have a good place. You'll like it. In the future, we will live together, go out to play together and be happy every day. You don't like water, you don't have to touch a drop of water. Of course, you should drink water when you are thirsty, but you can't do it without drinking water. "

Chubby is very touched. It's good to meet such a kind-hearted brother. If you are alone, you can't die alone.

Chucky was disappointed when he came to the lion's house. God, what kind of home is this? It's just half an abandoned cement pipe with a pile of rotten straw in it.

The lion gave in politely and said to Dudu, "Please, my guest, my good brother."

Chubby sitting on rotten straw.

"Lie down and sit, as you like. Please make yourself at home. Forget it. " The lion said generously that he stretched out his limbs and lay down first.

When chubby lies down, his white hair turns black when he touches dust.

The lion was lying down and suddenly jumped up and said, "Brother, I can't stand your injustice. I want to avenge you! " "

Chubby one leng: "Report, revenge?"

"Yes, revenge!" The lion nodded hard. "I can't let them go easily. I have a chivalrous heart. " Besides, we look so alike! "

Chubby thinks lions are really buddies.

The lion asked the owner's address and entered the house smoothly. Because the owner thinks the lion is fat.

Chubby lying on rotten straw, uncomfortable all over, running out and coming in, coming in and running out, the rotten straw made me itch all over. Why hasn't the lion come back yet? What happened? What will he do to his master? Not too much, is it?

It was a long time before the lion came back excitedly, which was brand-new:

The whole body is fluffy and loose, the white hair is as white as snow, and the spots are clear and beautiful, emitting bursts of fragrance. It keeps burping and its eyes are full of happy smiles.

"What are you ..." Doodle looked at the lion in surprise.

The lion held a cement pipe in one hand and rubbed his stomach in the other and said, "Oh, I said good brother, I'm suffocating."

"swollen to death?" Chubby can't figure out what's going on.

"Your master is very different from what you said! As soon as they saw me, they hugged me and shouted. Obviously, they took me for you. The hostess washed me white and fragrant, as you can see. They also gave me a delicious meal. Meat and bones are big and fresh. No bones, only meat. When you say you're covered in bubbles or something, it's a bath. I don't think so. After taking a shower, I feel comfortable all over. It used to itch here and there, but now it doesn't itch anywhere. I said, brother, haha, if you like my nest, you can live here by yourself. Shall I change with you? "

The lion looked at his bulging eyes.

Chubby froze. He didn't dare to look into the lion's eyes, staring at his toes and whining, neither saying good nor bad.

It was dark, and the lion fell asleep contentedly on the rotten straw, with a full stomach and snoring.

Chubby got up quietly, slipped out of the cement pipe and ran home in one breath.

The host was surprised to see chubby coming back. They couldn't understand how their beloved puppy got dirty in the blink of an eye, so they had to give it another bath.

This bath, chubby mouth grumbled. The host said: "It's a bit uncomfortable to take a bath twice a day. Cry. But who is to blame? "

Chubby smiled in his heart. He wants to say that this time he is not crying, but singing happily.