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A few sentences about learning
Parents buy big supplements every day
The exam is finally over.
Countdown
Head suspension beam and cone tip
Light a lamp and burn the oil more brightly.
But it really doesn't hold water.
snore
Alas! That's all.
No wonder brothers can't learn well.
You should use the right brain and the left brain.
The difference between left and right is a million times.
-I asked for it
It turns out that I can't learn either
Night sweats and insomnia are more painful.
Read two words directly during the day.
-Take a nap
Brother speaks with experience.
It is rare to write three and a half sentences.
Can you teach me a trick or two?
-Anyway.
See, you mean to ask for advice.
Match words with deeds.
Why don't we watch the advertisement? Look at that.
-Efficacy
I have long heard that you are not bad.
Learning is like eating bean sprouts.
Speed reading and shorthand are better than Liu Xiang.
-Faster
Learning is not so mysterious.
But reading, writing, calculating and memorizing
Activate the right brain to learn again.
-What the fuck?
Say you are fat, you breathe.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Learn to be one.
-Lazy
Such a good thing will help you.
Buy me at least six meals.
I'll tell you after eating.
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Good afternoon, teachers. Guidance is welcome, no matter what you say-don't run.
I said a few and a half words today, and I don't forgive much. Our purpose is only one-to make trouble.
The new century is also a new year. Happy New Year to everyone. I'll give you a lot of money.
Today, everyone is in a good mood. Just dance first and then take a shower and ask the young lady for counseling.
It is Wu bureau that takes time out of his busy schedule. With his eyes closed and a smile on his face, he seems very popular when he walks-a tough guy.
The refreshing minister Bu, gentle and talented, on Theory of Three Represents's ideological revolution.
Handsome China is the first, and the number of white skin is the first. Don't keep the beauty method secret-patent.
Everyone in the classic is Sun Juan, gentle and has a good relationship-a lady.
The situation of the Education Commission is good this year, and a number of small leaders have been promoted. The new forces are full of energy and talent.
Be a model, take root in education for the motherland, study hard, study hard-dedication.
Education and scientific research are dominant, and both urban and rural areas should run, attend lectures and give guidance-that's great.
Teaching visual guidance is really difficult. I have to leave before dawn. I'm trembling with fear.
The teaching and research section is the most United, healthy and pure, and it is difficult to solve the problem-real iron.
The year before last, we praised "Four Flowers". These days, we praise beautiful women, but others don't praise ourselves-don't be ridiculous.
Ten beautiful women stood in front of the stage, charming and beautiful, and the imperial concubine stood by-smelly.
Huang Keqin, the chief beauty, quietly went to the United States and forgot to bring her idol Wang Qingwen-a pity.
Hua Dan, the owner of the clock, twisted the yangko. Everyone was drunk and the clothes were very avant-garde-really beautiful.
The foreign beauty is Fang Xia, who looks like a hybrid, and the computer is a melon-it's really cool.
The western beauty is Feng Ling, just like Kathleen, who is fascinated by the handsome Xu Zubing-a match made in heaven.
The rich woman is Huai Xia, her beautiful eyes are shining, and spinach is frequently sent-discharged in autumn.
The fashion beauty is Xiaoping, who keeps up with the trend and plans her best-southern tour.
The ladies in the Tang Dynasty are very rich, so it is always appropriate to wear light makeup, and there are a large group of fans-stars behind them.
Zhang Xiaosong, a talented beauty, also smiles harmoniously and never relaxes in her studies every day-admire her.
Hu Xiaoyan, a gentle beauty, never tired of taking care of her husband and educating her children. Work and family have two shoulders-virtuous.
This pure girl is called Zhou Jing, pure and elegant, and sometimes quite playful-clever.
We have worked hard to prepare for this party. Here is a good program-retreat.
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